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[–] [email protected] 2 points 54 minutes ago

Texas... warns AGAINST something dumb?

Genuine surprise over here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

Me being an introvert with zero friends and hate parties: 👀

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Way too many entries for the Darwin Awards this year

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 minutes ago

except this is how measles mutates to overcome current vaccines….

[–] satans_methpipe 33 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Well you know what they say...what doesn't kill you makes you have fewer cells that produce antibodies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

What doesn't kill you will get you trapped in a summer camp

::: spoiler


with WEREWOLVES running around :::

[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Bye bye Texans, it was not nice knowing ya'll

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The majority of assholes in these areas are still vaccinated, unfortunately. It's the kids that will be suffering, from the decisions of their parents. If disease would eradicate the unvaccinated quickly enough to wipe out the texas undesirables, we wouldn't have had the current election outcome in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

As Hank Green said: They won’t start caring until the children start dying. He points to evidence that says that, vaccination rates decline due to mistrust or “health”, then kids start dying and they rise again. He uses multiple countries as historical examples, it’s great.

https://youtu.be/JCvLbT1uXXg

[–] Shou 8 points 2 hours ago

Yup. The bible belt in the netherlands was a great contributor to the study of epidemics. Measles outbreaks are very consistent. Every 10 years an outbreak occurs there.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 hours ago

Was it, though?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

Unfortunately, it wont stay contained to the people who are doing it. Kids will die, across the world, because of these anti-vacs people.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And when the Great Corruption has settled over the land, and permeated the very foundations of reality itself, then shall the Lord of All rise from the rot and ruin, spread his arms wide to reclaim all his children.

May Grandpa nurgle bless everyone of them

[–] disgrunty 5 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 91 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (10 children)

We are careening toward the "end-game" for the rampant anti-intellectualism, anti-science, anti-critical thinking mind virus that plagued this country for at least the past 80 years.

This is what happens when you condition people for nearly a century, to get angry and defensive when someone who's more versed on a subject tries to teach them something (or god forbid, correct them). It has become a kneejerk reaction for so many Americans (mostly conservatives). They are so insecure that they view any type of education as a direct insult to them or some stupid bullshit like that. Like deep down, they know how ignorant they are, but for some reason they'd prefer to stay that way, so anyone who challenges that (regardless of how pure the motive), is a "smug piece of shit talking down to them."

And instead of even retaining what the person said, let alone learning it, they become even more radicalized against... well, reality.

I truly have no idea how something like this can ever be fixed at this level. We're talking over 50 million people give or take tens of millions (unsure how many have regrets).

And this is nation-ending shit.

Edit: Slightly related, but something I just thought about... Imagine if we ever have a prion-based pandemic (if that's possible?). That could straight up be the end of humankind. Prions are terrifying.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Well said, extremely on point. I'm just curious about your view on the timeframe - you'd say this started in the 40s or earlier? In my mind it was more around the 60s, together with the rise of neoliberalism

[–] derfunkatron 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

American religious anti-intellectualism as we know it really started with the rise of evangelism and fundamentalism in the 1890s-1900s. But it goes in phases: Pentecostalism emerges in the 1900s, fundamentalism and the rejection of modernity and science in the 1930s, anti-liberalism and various “youth” movements in the 1950s, television ministries and mega churches in the 1970s, religious political conservatism in the 1980s and 1990s, and the rise of the non-denominational “bible follower” churches in the 2000s.

But America also experienced several “awakenings” in the 1800s, which gave rise to all sorts of new flavors of spiritualism and Christianity ranging from Mormons to abolitionists. And there’s the rise of the (literal) Salvation Army in the US in the 1880s (but we really have the UK to thank for them).

It’s been incubating here for a long, long time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It was a death sign once they allowed intelligent design as a legitimate argument in schools

[–] Bytemeister 1 points 2 hours ago

... Intelligent Design was the "default* up until the Scopes Monkey trials though?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you construct a society around screwing everyone else over while preaching cooperation. People stop trusting everything

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Additionally people become bitter w.and conservative once they get a degree and never ended up in their field( they should know better), this is probably a small group but it does track. A lot of people love to choose majors like psych without researching you need a PsyD at the most to have a career

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Hey, asshole, quit talking about me like I'm not here!

/cries_silently_in_B.S._/_Graduate_degree_ratios_in_psychology

spoilerFor those who aren't aware, the last time I checked (hoo boy, this is getting close to two decades ago now... fuck me) approximately 1 in 18 college students graduate with a degree in psychology. That's freaking 6% of the college graduates! Kind of understandable when the bachelor version of psychology is essentially the degree of human interest. 'Come find out how and why humans are funny/stupid/doing X/interesting' is a powerful lure when you're surveying a bunch of different classes and don't have a degree/career in mind yet.

Meanwhile, it's harder to get into psychology doctorate programs than medical school. When I was looking into it, I think it was somewhere in the ballpark of ~5-10% of applicants to doctoral programs would get accepted. It looks like recently it's sitting at 12%. Meanwhile, medical schools are around 44.5% right now.

Now, yes, I could show the higher acceptance rates to masters programs for psychology listed in that APA link, but that gets messier and needs more nuance than the bare bones I wanted to throw up there.

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[–] LustyArgonianMana 39 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Measles can cause immune amnesia, meaning your immune system forgets past illnesses and will have to go through initial sicknesses again.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yup. It's why so many died, not from measles, but from other diseases in the 3-5 years after they had measles. IIRC they only really worked this out in the last 5-10 years because of the amount of data to comb through.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Chickenpox, mmr viruses is deadly to adults. Ever seen a adult get chickenpox, the poxes actually hurt more than it itches

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

I caught mumps at around 30, during one outbreak thanks to the proliferation of antivax garbage. Only about half of kids in some London boroughs were fully vaccinated, centered around a couple of the wealthiest areas--and that was nearly 20 years ago. (Meanwhile, I was indeed fully vaccinated as a kid. It's not foolproof, and especially not forever.)

Thankfully recovered just fine without complications, but that really was NOT much fun. Adults are pretty much guaranteed to get sicker, even if they're otherwise fairly young and healthy--and lucky enough to avoid any of the serious complications which are likelier to occur.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 18 hours ago (14 children)

It'll continue to spread, as well. Last Friday, someone with contagious measles spent hours touring 2 Texas campuses, hours in college bars and restaurants, and hours in crowded tourist attractions. Next Friday, one of those colleges starts spring break - and it takes 2 weeks for the rash to start showing up. Some of those college students will have caught measles and will go on spring break, where they'll spread measles to other spring breakers. Three weeks from now, there'll be outbreaks in every state in the Union.

If you weren't vaxxed, you were under-vaxxed, not sure if you got vaxxed, or think the vax might not have taken, now it's an excellent time to get vaxxed.

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[–] [email protected] 125 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (13 children)

mortality rate of 3% for unvaccinated kids.

gonna be a lot of depression-era grieving going on.

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