Lady, you're blocking my view of true beauty.
this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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Is there a Hitler paper cut-out behind her?
I want to believe that's a Bomber Harris photo-spot.
19f Scully seeking 22m Mulder
ngl this would work on me, she’s cute. I hope she doesn’t mind finding out a great deal about Chance Vought
What, the B24 Liberator? I mean, sure, she was a super effective work horse, but I think "cute" is a little far.
I'm more of a P-38 Lightning kinda guy. But you do you.
excuse me miss, have you ever heard the tragedy of the Swoose Goose?
... its called the Hercules.
angrily shuffles around blueprints.
EDIT:
No joke, my grandpa was an old timer at Boeing, middle management after WW2.
He told me a story once that Howard Hughes was once settling some kind of negotiation or contract with Boeing... but refused to mail over some paperwork, and refused Boeing mailing him over their own paperwork to him
So, my grandpa was directed to go, with a briefcase with Boeing's paperwork, to a specific bathroom stall at Boeing Field, at specific time and date, whereupon him and Howard Hughes unironically did the old spy movie trope of sliding briefcases between stalls, then leaving at seperate times, never making eye contact or saying a word.
I have no way of 100% verifying whether or not this actually happened, if my grandpa was just pulling my leg as a kid... but my grandpa did really work for Boeing for most of his life, I've not known him to ever really lie about anything, and this does seem exactly like something Howard Hughes would do.
EDIT 2:
If this did actually happen, I'd imagine Hughes just literally flew himself in his own aircraft from California to Seattle with the briefcase, did the swap, and then just flew himself back.
Hughes: Fuck the Post Office, I'm faster and more reliable.
rofl
But did he get to keep a jar of Howard's urine?
yes yes the Spruce Goose, i was asking about the Vultee XP-54 "Swoose Goose"
Well shit, I had never heard of this thing.
I thought you were emulating a stereotypical lispy nerd that that would push up his glasses and resettle the trilby on his head after finishing the sentence, lol.
That scans as Howard Hughes possible, except for the part about him going into a public bathroom. So I'd guess, since grandpa never saw him, that Hughes sent someone to do the loo exchange
Late stage Howard Hughes, I believe it. Always believe the grandpa.
It's only an hour drive from me, I should try that line
I wonder if this is the museum in Ohio.
Definitely is. I have a picture of me looking through the little wood character that’s in the background of the OP, from the museum in Dayton OH
Somebody put a hairy snatch over your face.
looks like it. It's massive and free if you ever pass through
I was in the area but only for four hours. That was nowhere near enough time to do that museum. It was huge.
I feel like this meta would significantly increase your chances of landing a Nazi or a future mass shooter...
Nah you'll get dudes with just enough confidence to be a tour guide and just enough autism for accurate info
In other words, husband material. Cha ching, lock it in.
Of his government issued belt isn’t sitting on the belly just above the navel, keep it moving mister.
There's exactly two kinds of people who are really into world war two...
You're saying you need to be autistic to be sexually attracted to ww2 planes?
I am the kind of male military history nerd that loves to just wander around museums like this for fun, have been since I was a kid.
You're not entirely wrong.
Future school shooter in a military museum?
Nah, not really. Too anti social, too shut-in. Not likely to go to a museum.
You're more likely to find them in a Nazi RP server of some kind, or RPing as cops online, doing the whole power fantasy + indoctrination from their room, never actually interacting with people in the outside world.
Nazi, right wing extremist in a military museum?
... Yeah, young male military history nerds in the US do very much tend toward being quite right wing.
Not all of them, of course, but at least for me, almost all of my friends with similar nerdy interest in military history since a young age... they're all MAGAtards now, and no longer my friends.
This is a shitposting museum, the serious musing museum closed. NEA grant cut.
Can't stop me!
Serious posting in shitposting communities is my hyperfixation BWaHahAhahha!
I miss my arbitrarily applied, patriarchical mod powers.
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There's one of those Among Us characters behind her. I don't grok, but it's stealthed to blend in with the floor. Dayngah Dayngah!