The high and tight was good, I liked it.
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It's this a crop of Ellen DeGeneres?
That 'do is pretty slick though
Imagine a haircut like this instead. It was all the rage in Brazil back in 2002:
is this because of Luiz Ronaldo or was he just part of the trend?
Teenagers have had broccoli hair for the past 5 years. It's boring. Invent a new fad already, I want a new thing to make fun of
How about carrot hair. Or maybe, like, mashed potato hair?
Still a hell of a lot better than that beiber swoosh hairstyle.
That's a fucking normal ass haircut wtf
I recognize it's not the same haircut, but it makes me think of this guy:
The guy from the UK Inbetweeners has the haircut.
I'm bad at faces, but he reminds me of a combination of Mike Birbiglia, Seann William Scott, and Anders Holm. (I had to look up two of those names.)
I've seen that format and keep wondering who that guy is. But I lack terms to look it up and then I forget.
Who's that?
The other commenter in this thread theoretically answered your question. I'm not familiar with the character, so while they're probably correct, I can't make any observations on it. I only know him as the "You guys are getting X?" meme guy.
I think your original question suggests you are familiar with the meme, but just in case I misinterpreted, here's a random example.
Will Poulter in the movie "We're the Millers".
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Nah, not even. That's a Flick, the minimal-effort 90's-00's version of the Greaser's pompadour.
Bad hair? Lemme 'mullet' over.
When I was a teenager, the boys all had the Justin Bieber side swept kinda look
Nothing says "I will put something in your drink" quite like that haircut.
Is there a popular men's haircut that doesn't say that?
What’s wrong with that haircut? It’s neat and looks good and ladies like it. That broccoli cut is just atrocious.
When I was a kid it was the bowl cut, now that’s a travesty. The haircut in the picture is nice
See, that’s what the broccoli hair kids think too. It’s all cope.
The broccoli hair of Gen Z and alpha is a revival of the '80s broccoli hair. Ultimately, we are mocking the boomers and Gen X.
Objectively glorious.
culture peaked
This picture may represent humanity at its peak.
This was the time when rock stars wore heavy makeup, painted their nails, had long lucious curly hair wore pants that cut off circulation
Nobody said they were “gay” or “trans”, they were just rock and fucking roll and whatever they wanted
I'm sorry but this is erasure of the very real homophobia these glam metal bands experienced as part of later backlash.
And the guys in Skid Row tell of going out in public in the late eighties with “their hair stacked to the sky” and fighting with rednecks who called them removeds (Konow 296). While I never had to duke it out with anyone because of my long hair (the extent of my glam look), I did have similar experiences in the real world. Once, when with my mom at Huntington House, a now-defunct furniture store, a female sales clerk came up behind us and asked, “Can I help you ladies?” And on another occasion, when looking at clothes at Joslins in the Westminster Mall, a woman approached me from behind while remarking, “What do we have here? A lady looking at men’s pants!”
Glam Metal and Its Requisite Gender-Bending: Celebrated Until They Suddenly Weren’t | by Ron Baxendale II | Medium - https://ronaldbax2.medium.com/glam-metal-and-its-requisite-gender-bending-celebrated-until-they-suddenly-werent-cf979b24eb4a
If that's the extent of the "bad" they got, then I'd say you're wrong.
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The Era of Aquanet.
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The Suebian knot, a common hair style 2000 years ago. I'll take the broccoli over that.
But I'll like the viking hair styles more.
But I'm just a lazy fuck with a common ponytail because I don't want to visit a hairdresser every few months.
How about we let people style their hair however the fuck they like. I see all these comments ridiculing different haircuts as if being fucking apes with hair going in slightly different ways at different lengths blabbering on about which way is better wasn’t the ridiculous part.
I already posted but since I had to Google what a broccoli cut is, I felt the need to link something for old people like myself.
That said, these all look the same to me. It’s 35 pics of the same thing. It needs an extended Office Pam meme that spans pages. More fascinating, the article stated this hair involves actual perms. Perms. The 80s are back.
I've never had hair like that, but the pic seems like a pretty normal haircut I've seen from mid-90s through to now
It's basically just a crew cut...AKA one of the most popular short haircuts of all time!
Yeah but the signature of this was the propped up "wave" in the front, I remember that being huge through elementary and middle school in the 90s
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