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I got a package the other day from an online order I had made. My wife asked what it was and I joked and said it might be a bomb, some dust with poison or a virus or something. We laughed at the thought but it got me thinking of all the packages I just open without thinking all the time. I would never know it was a bomb until after it went off in my hands.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You're not that important. Nobody wants to kill you.

[–] capuccino 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

that's the main reason you should care. It makes sense being target of murder when you know you are not important, so no one would care

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Nah killing for no reason. No one with that expertise will be wasting time like that.

[–] piecat 13 points 1 week ago

Plenty of random innocent people have died from package bombs. All it takes is for someone to hate your boss / your neighbor / someone unrelated with the same name. Or just, someone unhinged

[–] Rhynoplaz 7 points 1 week ago

Seems sus. Keep an eye on this one.

[–] roofuskit 5 points 1 week ago

Unless... there's profit in it. No profit in sending a customer a bomb.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 5 points 1 week ago

Eh, they could very well have someone that wants to kill them. But it's less likely that they have someone willing to take the risk of prison to do it though, or the knowledge of how to actually make a bomb

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Every package both is and isn't a bomb until you open it!

Or something. Idk I never studied physics.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 10 points 1 week ago

A bomb squad goes to diffuse it, but a cat just jumps out of the box.

Terrorist: "Wait, then what did I do with the-"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Schrodinger was a terrorist

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you ordered from a package bomb delivery service it would have an almost 100% chance of being one.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Order from BDS? Are you crazy? It would take forever and probably not make it in one piece. You should try Bombing Express. They have next day air.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for the city wide random delivery service that some country will send some day for everyone to enjoy .... all 2 million of them all at once.

[–] Remember_the_tooth 3 points 1 week ago

I think something crazy would have to happen for that to be a possibility. Like, the US President would have to be taking orders from Russia or worse.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It also has a chance of being a million dollars.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And this post says a lot about the human inability to assess various types of risk amongst high / low likelihood and how much damage/benefit a given risk is capable of. Many might think, eee $1M, so good, but cannot project forward, as studies of lottery winners have found, that within a year or two the winner is back at their baseline economic level. But it's rare the person who thinks, "I can hire a financial manager, to help me with this windfall."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You've won the lottery; obviously your only option is to immediately develop unsustainable spending habits while abandoning all sources of income.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

LoL, that's exactly what I would do. /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Hopefully some day

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

More likely to be da bomb 💣

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

If you want to die, walk across the street. You'll have a much better chance than whatever you're dreaming up.

[–] spittingimage 4 points 1 week ago

Or a mail order bride... on the instalment plan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

There was a bomber in Texas who murdered several strangers with package bombs left on their doorsteps. He blew himself up just before he was captured. I don't think we ever got an explanation of his motivation. It's really rare, but it does happen.

The fact is that most of us are alive simply because no one has decided to kill us yet. There is no complete safety in this life, so you may as well take reasonable precautions and chill. Enjoy your life.

[–] Cocodapuf 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, lithium ion batteries are a real danger.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Cool, my stress level wasn't high enough today.

[–] db2 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Remember_the_tooth 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gimme your address so I can send you a bomb detector.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, United States

[–] Remember_the_tooth 3 points 1 week ago

Well, they had a good run at 36 seasons anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nuhu, I wanna see you put a bomb in my Tcp-Packages!

[–] WhyAUsername_1 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

TCP ack flood incoming

[–] Dadifer 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think they screen for those these days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Only in high value places.