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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

>Be me, 27 with enough money to afford pot and cool posters
>Enjoy conspiracy theories
>Little brothers friends come over
>am high af
>Little bros friends awkwardly come into my room to smoke uninvited
>themorethemerrieriguess.pcx
>dont know what to talk about, figure I'll tell them some dumb shit I read to make them laugh
>they leave
>later go downstairs to make a sandwich
>overhear them calling me a loser
>mfw

[–] Windex007 101 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What nobody foresaw was that the internet allowed these benign isolated idiots to connect and form a super-cell, and begin coordinated recruitment.

[–] dontbelasagne 5 points 1 day ago

The internet allows every village idiot to say to the other idiots "No you're not the idiot."

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago

Back when I lived in Austin, Texas, Alex Jones was just our funny cable access lunatic. He was like a funny wrestling match interview during a UFO convention. Then we built the modern internet. Sorry.

[–] DarkFuture 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Leave it up to humans to bastardize the greatest tool for liberation ever invented.

[–] Serinus 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Remember that one time Twitter facilitated the Arab Spring?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Maybe it's not done yet. The Arab Spring demonstrated that Twitter was a threat. The powers that be have effectively destroyed Twitter as an organizing tool. Now we have Mastodon.

It might take more than a few decades for humans to fully adapt to the internet hazards we were warned about in the 1990s and forgot by the 2020s.

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[–] DarkFuture 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan is one of the biggest knuckledraggers our society has ever produced.

The fact that he has millions of listeners is a testament to our declining society.

The guy makes apes look like particle physicists.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 35 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Everyone thinks their lunkhead is the Worst Lunkhead in History.

But I watched my parents' generation proudly proclaim themselves to be "Rush Babies / Ditto-Heads" (terms the host eagerly appended to his annoying fan base) and paid out the nose to listen to Howard Stern on Satellite Radio. Before that, we had coast to coast shameless shill Wolfman Jack and the perennially getting-fired Don Imus.

They all had the same schtick. They all mainlined fad diets and new age spirituality and quasi-legal drug abuse. They desperately wanted to be sports broadcasters, but failed to fully break in because of their inevitable fit of racism or sexism. Its the same bullshit decade after decade, complete with faux-libertarian toxic masculinity and hawking magic beans in a six hour long sales pitch.

Before radio we had thousands of independent Carnies. After radio we've consolidated and monopolized the job of Carny under the job title of DJ or Talk Radio Host or Podcaster, take your pick. But they grow these assholes in a vat under the Pentagon. They aren't unique.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Lol there's a conspiracy theory I want to see pick up. Joe Rogan is a synth grown under the Pentagon, meant to divide the people

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[–] HappySkullsplitter 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I never saw the appeal of Joe Rogan

His stand-up was terrible

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

so is his sit-down

[–] SkunkWorkz 2 points 1 day ago

I saw one stand up of him and he had a bit where he was ranting against books. That bit says so much about him.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I understand the reason. He is basicaly how your dad would imagine himself talking with a rich/famous dude. The problem is that the pepole that are there probably shouldnt be taken as seriously as they seem to be taken.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will always have a place in my heart for News Radio and Rogan was an important part of the show.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Such a great cast, love me some Stephen Root and Dave Foley.

[–] HappySkullsplitter 2 points 1 day ago

Definitely a mega cast

I miss Phil

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He can't even fight back against science. He has no idea what that is. He just likes talking.

Edit: Mean but fair, if you got this far, check yourselves out for personality disorders.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 57 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

I miss when conspiracy theories were somewhat fun and mostly harmless. Black helicopters, CIA mind control, hidden aliens…usually the forte of those afflicted with questionable mental health.

Now? Conspiracies are nurtured and pushed with paid troll farms and wingnuts high on winning at literally any cost. Deliberately designed to harm and damage. Overwhelming the ability of reason and rebuttal to make a solid defense. Worse are those who so easily believe bullshit over decades or a century of objective proof of any kind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The worst part is that you're describing an actual real conspiracy that they won't believe.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I knew a guy when I was a freshman in high school in the year 2000 and he would not stop talking about how Japan already had PlayStation 7 and that the US was not allowing it to be sold in America.

[–] TheWordBotcher 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I was in elementary school in the mid 90s and had a friend whose mom owned an independent movie rental store. He claimed that because of this he was able to get all kinds of insider info in the movie industry. My favorite was that George Lucas originally planned 9 Star Wars movies, and that three of them, taking place before the original trilogy, were already in the works. What nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I knew a guy who claimed his grandad shot Hitler. Hitler was not his grandfather.

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[–] Halliphax 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

These are the kind of adolescent, batshit insane takes that I miss from my teen years

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 40 points 2 days ago (11 children)

Mine was my uncle who bought me a set of Time Life conspiracy theory books.

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[–] DicJacobus 16 points 2 days ago

Joe Rogan's gimmick started out as a knucklehead layman who would just have casual water cooler discussions about things they didnt understand, and he was upfront about how he was an idiot who didnt know anything.

the problem was that other knuckle dragging idiots started thinking that because they agreed with him because of confirmation bias, that he was right and eventually he noticed he had a huge following of people, and started to think that his own dumb opinions must be correct

I still struggle to understand how someone like that could even get traction because every time I've ever looked at a joe rogan podcast he's usually just sitting there agreeing and brownnosing whoever his guest is. "Thats crazy, thats really interesting huh I didnt know that".... 90% of the time

The other 10% of the time he's screaming into the microphone saying shit like "Fuck you Ukraine, you're going to cause WW3 for defending yourself from an invasion"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In Ireland you just go to the pub and you'll be sure to find some asshole ready and willing to talk shite to ye the whole night. People seem to think the Net invented this kind of wankers...

[–] Nalivai 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The net elevated them from being a drunk wanker at the pub, into a multimillionaire celebrities with cult following, dictating the future of the world.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

See, now we're starting to say "when I was your age" and "back in my day..."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I paid a couple kids to shovel my sidewalk. That's when I knew I reached the "back in my day" milestone.

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[–] DandomRude 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well, you know, that pot-smoking, black-light-loving loser is actually Joe Rogan. He's just gotten a little older and expanded his audience. He's a winner now in terms of money, but he never really matured.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You had cell phones when you were a kid?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're obviously Mayan, so yeah.

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[–] marfeediver 6 points 2 days ago

James Mayans proposed the T23 shortwave transmitter that later led on to the first car based telephones largely thought to be the forerunner to modern mobile phones so he was right.

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