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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

cp index.php index.php-20250220

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

The last one can easily describe Django. Feels like depending on the code base/your mistakes/people you work with can easily turn a normal project into a project where majority of the files is just migration files.

[–] Matriks404 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Git is so ready to understand, that I don't understand how people work without it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

It's one of those things that's hard to really understand why it's so useful, until you actually use it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
cp $fic $fic.$(date -Iseconds)
git commit -a -m "save at $(date -Iseconds)"
# edit $fic
git commit -a -m "save at $(date -Iseconds)"
git push -f
[–] ZILtoid1991 3 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Perforce Helix, here I come!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That last one is more common than I'd like, a lot more

[–] ByteJunk 6 points 1 day ago

$ cp -r src/ src.old

No sir never seen it in me life, honest to god sir

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Oh I used to do it as a kid

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The last is just a normal git workflow, isn’t it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure it means, they copy and paste the project file and iterate the version number manually.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
cd ~/repos/work-project27
git checkout dev
git branch new_feature
### code for a few hours, close laptop, go to sleep, next morning
git checkout dev
### code for a few more hours, close laptop go to sleep, next morning
## "oh fuck, I already implemented this in new_feature but differently"
git checkout dev
git diff new_feature
## "oh no. oh no no no. oh fuck. I can't merge any of this upstream and my history is borked."
git clone git@workhub:work/work-project work-project28
cd ~/repos/work-project28
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At university there were some students that want to manage projekts in could storange. That was just stupid but i didn't know it better at that time.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Valmond 10 points 1 day ago

It's quantum stuff, I could do that, or I could not do that...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm sick...that's my excuse....

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Didn't want to be mean with the meme

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Don't worry, it's fun

[–] Alphare 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

As one of the maintainers of Mercurial, I take great offense in this meme. ;)

[–] nogooduser 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It’s definitely up with Git in my opinion. I much prefer the branching in Mercurial.

It’s certainly very offensive to lump it in the same band as SVN and TFVC.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What could possibly be preferrable to git switch -c <branchname>?

[–] nogooduser 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It’s not the mechanism of branching that I prefer.

It’s the fact that Mercurial tags the commit with the name of the branch that it was committed to which makes it much easier to determine whether a commit is included in your current branch or not.

Also, Mercurial has a powerful revision search feature built in which I love (https://www.mercurial-scm.org/doc/hg.1.html#revisions).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I admit that I have been bitten by the fact that commits don’t have a “true home branch”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s the fact that Mercurial tags the commit with the name of the branch that it was committed to which makes it much easier to determine whether a commit is included in your current branch or not.

Isn't this trivial in Git too? git branch --contains COMMIT ?

[–] Alphare 1 points 1 day ago

Sure, if you want to do it once, but Git still has to compute that information (save for a new-ish cache that is just that, a cache). But that is not the point really, the point is that Mercurial's graph Is the same (topologically) everywhere, which is not the case in Git because branches (and thus remotes) have different names. So saying that a branch contains a commit is not the same as a commit being on a branch. There are a bunch of great properties that emerge from this but it's too long for this comment and I should actually properly write this down at some point this year.

[–] Alphare 4 points 1 day ago

Given that Git and Mercurial were both created around April 2005 to serve the same purpose by very similar people for the same reason... I'd say it's fair!

[–] mEEGal 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the last one is just immutability, praised in modern JS / TS, albeit at the repo level

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I "love" how JavaScript has slowly rediscovered every piece of functional programming wisdom that was developed before 1980.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Kind of, though they honestly just do pretend immutability. Object references are still copied everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

All of javascript is kinda just pretend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I find you need the whole ecosystem to support immutability to make it work. Every library needs to be based around it. Elixir is about the only modern option that does.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why did you mention git twice?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

While TFS did support Git, I had to deal with the much worse TFVC for a long while, up until Azure DevOps came along.

[–] nogooduser 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And worse than all of those options is Visual Sourcesafe.

[–] Valmond 3 points 1 day ago

Fox Pro!

Shrug

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3)/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

And when it’s release, then you rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2-19-24/

and then at the next standup, we all ponder how we can rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2/19/24/

because the team lead needs m/d/yy names with forward slashes

[–] Ugurcan 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It’s actually a pretty good idea to have a full system snapshot time to time, where the project can compile successfully, for future Virtual Machine use. It’s usually easier to spin a VM than setting up the whole dev environment from scratch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I do miss the tags of SVN that would replace certain strings on each commit such as the date, a version number, etc.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

CVS is gonna make a comeback! I tell ya!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Couldn't add perforce to the list because someone else was checking it out, I see.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't that just git with more steps and harder to share?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's equivalent to cp -r, but:

  • the copy is read-only
  • reuses unchanged files
  • easier to share (btrfs sub send)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Sounds just like git (unless you do some special operations to change the copies)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

No love for cvs?

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