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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

cd ~/repos/work-project27
git checkout dev
git branch new_feature
### code for a few hours, close laptop, go to sleep, next morning
git checkout dev
### code for a few more hours, close laptop go to sleep, next morning
## "oh fuck, I already implemented this in new_feature but differently"
git checkout dev
git diff new_feature
## "oh no. oh no no no. oh fuck. I can't merge any of this upstream and my history is borked."
git clone git@workhub:work/work-project work-project28
cd ~/repos/work-project28

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Truly a Sisyphus tale

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago