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[–] NegativeLookBehind 61 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Which coupons did his sister use to bail him out? Facebook needs to know these important details!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Did find his plate though.

[–] FlyingSquid 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Make my illegal license plate as noticeable as possible, please."

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 2 points 2 days ago

I can see how a tired cop would maybe miss the one that say Private, because they're kind of nondescript, but this one is wild.

[–] Dultas 9 points 3 days ago

I see his issue. It says Republic of Texas but has State of Texas seal. Rookie mistake

[–] NegativeLookBehind 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Complete with typos. Seems legit!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I think that's part of the magik. It doesn't work if everything is spelled correctly.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Dang, he doesn't say. Did she wave her arms and hypnotize the jail clerk like the vampires on What We Do In The Shadows? Who knows.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 32 points 3 days ago

Don't be silly, this is a serious situation! She probably used this legal instrument:

[–] Aganim 2 points 3 days ago

Careful, that might net you a Masquerade violation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Probably those with the "In god we trust" printed over.. and it was an error, should've left him there.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm actually shocked that they decided to get the carry license.

Of course they've now contracted with the government and all bets are off.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago

Because deep down they know it's all bullshit and they're unwilling to catch a gun charge, but they don't mind pretending traffic law is beneath them.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 3 points 3 days ago

That’s how they get ya!

[–] Treczoks 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't know who was the biggest idiot in this story, the sovshit or his sister who was stupid enough to bail him out.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 2 points 2 days ago

Well the sister will get a nice coupon in return for her deed. Also this dude is Hispanic in Texas, and messing with the cops right now under those circumstances sure seems stupid.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yes, you can carry without a license in Texas. I'm assuming either they have priors, or it's unregistered, and that's why they charged him with illegal possession.

[–] FlyingSquid 12 points 3 days ago

What? A person like this who very obviously follows the spirit and letter of the law has priors?

Was it in a courtroom with a fringe on the flag? Because that doesn't count since it's maritime law.

[–] shalafi 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe something to do with being armed while committing a crime? Yeah, your gun carrying rights go right out the fucking window if you're criming.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

you don't have to register firearms in most states, including Texas

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This shit works on them because it's all fake.

But they don't yet understand that the fake stuff backed up with guns is slightly less fake.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It's just the promise of violence and cops are basically an occupying army. Your know what I mean?

Dimension20

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please 10 points 3 days ago

Brennan Lee Mulligan never fucking misses. I love that in the Bingo episode of Game Changers, one of Brennan’s bingo squares was “anticapitalist rant” and it got stamped almost immediately.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

You could said that is a Citations Needed quote and would be right too.

[–] lemmylommy 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Instant 5 stars with that passport card ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] frostysauce 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bold to display "Non-US Citizen" on your vehicle. In this day age. In fucking Texas.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 16 points 3 days ago

He's Hispanic too, so it's extra mins boggling.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Gues the 9-109 law they cite is for recreational vehicles, golf cars and that they ignore other paragraphs where it specify some vehicle characteristics to be except of licensing.

[–] gac11 2 points 3 days ago

5 stars and 2 thumbs up

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

"My anti-law spells didn't work. I'm being oppressed!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Somehow I believe that the author is withholding information.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Despite Texas being so gun-friendly, it's probably something with "possession of a firearm during commission of a crime" or something.

[–] TexasDrunk 13 points 3 days ago

I bet that if I don't know that jackass I'm no more than one degree of separation from him. I know tons of these folks up in East Texas.