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[–] Boddhisatva 87 points 4 days ago

Dunham admitted to being in awe of Elon Musk’s puppet work with President Trump.

Nice finish.

[–] MothmanDelorian 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Jeff Dunham is one of the most disappointing stand ups. He clearly can craft a set and a joke really well but he chooses to go for hack racist premises instead of doing real work.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

His act never really changes. I saw him in the ‘90s with Achmed and the Jalapeño. Saw him in the ‘00s and it was pretty much the same act. Saw a video of him recently and it was the exact same schtick. Racist, stereotypes, and “get off my lawn”. Some might try to whitewash it as satire, but sure AF his audience isn’t there for satire.

[–] MothmanDelorian 2 points 3 days ago

Comedians doing wholly new sets every time is a thing fir the generation that follows Dunham so that's not a shocker.

I just wish he used his talent to make different jokes.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

My favorite joke I've seen Jeff Dunham deliver on stage is from some random old stand-up gig he did. His abstract purple puppet "Peanut" always wears one shoe. He says "Peanut, it looks like you lost a shoe." Peanut says "Nah man, I found one."

[–] bitchkat -4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That is all true but this is satire.

[–] WagyuSneakers 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's satire lampshading real racism.

When people use "satire" as a shield to tell hateful jokes or mock vulnerable populations, this is often referred to as "punching down." It's also sometimes called "pseudo-satire" or "false satire" because it lacks the critical intelligence and moral purpose that defines true satirical work.

It's not comedy. It's a clap trap for racists.

[–] MothmanDelorian 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It is comedy. It's just racist comedy and American culture largely abandoned that in the 2000s.

[–] WagyuSneakers 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's it matters if it's comedy?

[–] MothmanDelorian 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your last sentence was saying it wasn't comedy. Im saying it is bad and hacky but comedic nonetheless.

[–] WagyuSneakers 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a saying. If you can't understand that I'd reccomend not commenting.

[–] MothmanDelorian 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No that's not a saying and you are in no place to dictate who should comment and when.

[–] WagyuSneakers 1 points 3 days ago

It is. It's readily available on the internet so it's a very dumb lie to go with.

And I can have opinions on who should comment.

Crawl back out of your ass.

[–] bitchkat -2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The article is satire not Jeff Dunham. Hopefully they made onion rings before you ate the onion.

[–] WagyuSneakers 1 points 4 days ago

And then someone made a comment and we went into a discussion. That's where you showed up with your comment.

So let's run both your social skills together and determine what your best course of action here is

A. Join in the conversation B. Leave the nice people alone C. Drop all context or etiquette and try and be a contrarian online for some sweet, sweet Lemmy updoots

You're the type of person that ruins the internet. Log out.

[–] MothmanDelorian 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To be clear you mean The Onion article is satire. You aren't making a quip off of their comment.

[–] bitchkat 2 points 3 days ago

I mean hard times dot net is a satire site like the onion.

[–] breadsmasher 57 points 4 days ago (1 children)

jeff dunham

oh yeah that was a guy who exists

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema 7 points 4 days ago

And was never funny

[–] oakey66 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I legit thought this was real when I saw this post. Then I saw the feed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Well shoot I bit the onion too. This legitimately would be one of the least outrageous things the administration has done, I didn't even question it.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool 21 points 4 days ago

I used to tell my friends long ago that this guy used puppets as a way to be as racist as possible without being called out. Somehow the puppets are a buffer in people’s brains. They would say i was over reacting but I’ve always just stuck with that cause it’s pretty obvious what he’s doing

[–] YamahaRevstar 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Jeff Dunham is so bad he makes Carrot Top look as good as Eddie Murphy in 1987.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The worst part is, he's actually a talented ventriloquist. But he also just so happens to be a racist hack comedian. Like, damn dude, you spent years honing your craft and this is what you decided to do with your skills? What a waste.

[–] MothmanDelorian 5 points 4 days ago

Carrot Top is a good stand up. He murders the room on a regular basis. You might not like prop comics but he is better than most stand ups.

[–] TheLowestStone 26 points 4 days ago

Picking his most racist puppet sounds like trying to find the biggest bigot at a nazi rally.

[–] finitebanjo 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He's a jalapeno. On a stick.

(I'm too lazy to go find the n with the squiggly above it)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

The thing is, Jeff never pronounced it as jalapeño though, I remember him specifically saying "jalapeno".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

(I’m too lazy to go find the n with the squiggly above it)

I'm not sure about android devices, but if you're using an iphone you can long-press 'N' and it'll pull up non-english character options. Same applies for every letter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fwiw this is how it works on my android

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Thanks for confirming. I was pretty sure it was the same, but I had to switch to an iPhone for work several years ago so I wasn't sure that was still the case.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Aaaah, yeah, it's a pain in the butt to try memorizing keyboard shortcuts for characters you're probably not using very often. Sorry my reply wasn't relevant!

[–] XeroxCool 2 points 4 days ago

It might be alt+0241. I don't have it memorized but I find it by accident when misremembering 241

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

No problem! Appreciate the tip

[–] voracitude 9 points 4 days ago

Man that guy is like posts from /c/TheRightCantMeme personified. What a douche.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Death_Equity 10 points 4 days ago

Walter is a classic old timey racist that remembers when certain types weren't allowed some places.

Bubba J is a typical racist that believes stereotypes are intrinsic attributes and doesn't want to have anyone to worry about moving into his trailer park and steal his redneck treasures, like his fox body mustang shell or bikes he found.

Achmed is a religious zealot that wants anyone who isn't a follower of Islam to die.

The rest are caricatures, some racist because Jeff is white, and one is a middle finger to his "bitch of an ex-wife."

I wonder if Jeff will put Larry, an advisor to Trump, up for the event because that would be gold.

[–] RedWeasel 6 points 4 days ago

To realistic

[–] AidsKitty 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

You’d have to ask him.