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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Lies! Look at the picture, they've managed to pick up sone coke. It's a matter of quantity rather than ability.

If they're lieing to us about that, what else are they lieing to us about?

Wake up sheeple etc...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do this outside in the Canadian north in February and you'll be able to pick up all the cola with your bare hands.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can pick up cola with my bear hands anyway. I usually drink my cola like a bear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

So you just bite the can and let it spill into your mouth?

[–] Jackcooper 6 points 1 week ago
[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 6 points 1 week ago

Not true. If the times were shorter you would still be able to pick up liquids.

[–] AlbinoPython 6 points 1 week ago

Sounds like something Philomena Cunk would say.

[–] stupidcasey 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That is a specialized cola lifting utensil it is designed specifically for cola kept below 32f (0c)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Some tine new everyday.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I laughed at this a lot more than I would have expected. It's the pointing finger that gets me.

[–] workerONE 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought it was because of the soda's viscosity

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It is actually due to gravity

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

In the first picture, the spoon is still in the bowl, this proves nothing!

Also, even if true, I think it's the spikes not the slots until you prove me otherwise

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It's like the double slit experiment but with coke