WhereGrapesMayRule

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[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Vampire's are immortal and so would not be subject to the disease that causes zombification. The zombie would be cured of their disease and turned into a vampire.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you are from eastern Mass, this is normal. Elsewise, no.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 17 points 1 week ago

You are just the right color!

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I had a very sturdy, energetic dog who loved chasing a thrown ball. He was tied to a long rope (about 100 feet). I did not pay attention to where the rope was and threw the ball and he exploded from my side and flew like a rocket after the ball. The rope, unfortunately, was tied to a tree in the direction I was throwing but was curled behind me. I was wearing shorts and as the rope started to be pulled away, it pulled up against both of my calves and abraded all of the skin from the backs of my legs away in a moment, and then the rope was pulled taught, deftly swiping both of my legs out from underneath me, dropping me backwards onto my head on a stone patio, splitting my scalp and spraying blood all over my white canvas outdoor furniture. The dog looked very proud for catching the ball when he loped up to me afterwards.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't feed her after midnight and don't get her wet.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This truck looks exactly like something Elon drew on a napkin

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes you in the club. Sometimes the club in you.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I hate seeing boat owners leaving their poor little skiffs tied up to a tree. Looks miserable. Should be in a fenced in yard with room to run and play.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's the letter "t" for?

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 18 points 3 weeks ago

You are not anti-woke. You are pro-nazi.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 5 points 3 weeks ago

Is that Santa giving head to an elf? Nice.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's not just what you say. It's how you say it.

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