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[–] jaybone 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Couldn’t he just eat a star and run the fuck out of there?

[–] Grimy 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

He would have to live the rest of his days on the run, as an escaped convict. That isn't a life.

[–] jaybone 14 points 3 weeks ago

You’d think he could warp zone to a non extradition level.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't want to spoil anything but did you play any of the games? Now you know the backstory. It never was about Princess Peach

[–] Decoy321 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, it's called jump and run game for a reason. Mario Card is a race. See a pattern already?

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 3 weeks ago

"I'm sorry Mario, but a pardon from the governor is in another castle."

[–] gofsckyourself 27 points 3 weeks ago

Good thing you linked the creator's site, since you posted a copy that some shithead cut off their credits.

Here's the original

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Begs the question of what his crime was?

[–] Zorque 34 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] MeatPilot 6 points 3 weeks ago

He killed Bowser and rest of the koopas are taking revenge.

[–] chiliedogg 5 points 3 weeks ago

Crushing turts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

No, this is ~~patrick~~ Mario.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 2 points 3 weeks ago

Stalked the princes

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 3 weeks ago

Which Mario game was it where they introduced the poison mushroom? I screamed a very loud, "fuck you!" when I encountered it for the first time.