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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 39 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Tom Cruise and Elon Musk have the same energy.

[–] CitizenKong 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact, Christian Bale based his portrayal of Patrick Bateman in American Psycho on Tom Cruise.

[–] Theonetheycall1845 9 points 11 hours ago

You're right. That IS a fun fact.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

At least cruise learned to shut the fuck up and stay in his lane

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Did he, tho? Seems like he's continuing to be a strong vector for Scientology in Hollywood to this day.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago

Haven't heard a peep about him and scientology since scary movie clowned on him in like 2006

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago

He learned to live life secure in the knowledge that he can have his enemies killed without destroying democracy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago

I'd look like that too if i went from stupit rich to mega stupid rich

[–] [email protected] 126 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently unrelated to her divorce-- from an interview with GQ:

In this moment, I say, it is impossible not to think of a particular Nicole Kidman meme (of which there are many): she’s probably in her early 30s, and she’s standing on the pavement in a pink top, basking in the sunlight, her eyes closed, her arms out, her mouth open as if she’s letting out a deep sigh of relief. Does she know the one I’m talking about?

“Yes,” she says. “That was not me; that was from a film, that wasn’t real life. I know that image!”

The story that goes with this meme whenever it circulates is that Kidman had just left her lawyer’s office after the dissolution of her first marriage. “That’s not true,” she laughs.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nicole-kidmans-divorce-photos

https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/nicole-kidman-men-of-the-year-interview-2024

[–] [email protected] 42 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

"a film".

Wouldn't it be trivially easy to confirm what film it is from the setting? It's not like she starred in 7563 movies...

[–] chaogomu 31 points 17 hours ago

Not everything shot for a film gets used. The director might say, "let's reshoot the scene with wardrobe B" and then you have a new take with a different outfit.

Simple scenes like that often take a few days of work to dial in just right. Or sometimes it's done with a single take and everyone feels vaguely off about it until they see the edit.

[–] lemmyman 34 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

But that would require watching movies with Nicole Kidman in them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Start with Dogville if you really don't like her.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

That's... Pretty fucked up to suggest in that context.

[–] idiomaddict 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It’s rare that reading the wiki page for a movie does psychic damage and makes me want to see it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

Then it accurately represents von Trier's movie style.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

I liked that movie and her in it but it needed to be like an hour shorter... 3 hours felt overly indulgent.

[–] CptLawnChair 4 points 17 hours ago

Thanks for making me laugh like an idiot in public

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 day ago (27 children)

Obligatory, fuck Tom Cruise.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago

That's the weird Scientology guy, right?

[–] random_character_a 40 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] finitebanjo 5 points 17 hours ago

"They're the same image"

[–] YarHarSuperstar 15 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Wow, no fuck pineapple on pizza?

[–] jaybone 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently personal preference is now considered picky

[–] Lemminary 1 points 9 hours ago

Depends on how much personal preference you got.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's what she said, for a while.

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