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[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Most of you probably already heard about it but here is "Book from the ground" a complete book written using only pictograms.

https://archive.org/details/bookfromgroundfr0000xubi/page/2/mode/1up

[โ€“] Jumi 1 points 5 days ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Have you "Will Smith" slapped him yet?

Already slapped him.

Wanna some [alcoholic beverage] before your next mission?

Nah, just tell me when

1900 CE

At his house?

Yep, address already sent to the time machine

See you on the other timeline.

You too.

(The target is Hitler btw, he would've been a baby in 1900, best time for hitler assassination attempts)

[โ€“] brucethemoose 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

See: the Pantheon emoji scene, where whoever Maddie's texting will only respond to emoticons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKASUKbOFdc

spoilerThat's because it's a human upload of her dad struggling with its newfound consciousness... A pretty decent excuse.

(If anyone here hasn't watched Pantheon, correct that immediately).

[โ€“] MidsizedSedan 0 points 5 days ago

emoj.li is back

[โ€“] over_clox 85 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] the_grass_trainer 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] redbeardgecko 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

You guys are so right

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
[โ€“] Skipcast 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The house question traveled back in time, damn

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I was hoping someone else noticed this. Maybe they have a time traveling house?

[โ€“] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

If you exclude 'emojis' which are literally just picture forms of characters in existing languages:

Technically, they're pictoglyphs, not hieroglyphs.

Emojis represent the literal thing they portray (pictogram), the word associated with that literal thing (logogram), and, to varying degrees to different people, represent other related concepts and associated ideas (ideogram).

Hieroglyphs do all of that, but additionally also represent spoken syllables and alphabetic characters, and follow a concrete syntax amd grammar system that allows for a much more extensive vocabulary, as well as more complex sentence structures than emojis, which have far more certain and unambiguous meanings.

As an example of that, try to represent my previous sentence using only emojis, and then present that string of emojis to a random person you know and ask them what it means.

Basically, hieroglyphs constitute an actual language, purely using emojis is playing pictionary as a means of communication.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† <- ideograms?

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

You got it!

A pictoglyph being used to represent something associated with the actual thing being represented, falls under ideogram.

But when your grandma sends a shopping list to you in emoji form, she probably means it as a pictogram.

... Hopefully.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Listen guys, this Lemmy user is a huge nerd!

/s

Thank you, I learnt a lot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't you mean ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿค“?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Akhchually, the emoji sequence is โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (10 children)

๐“‹น๐“‘๐“‹ด

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[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Give it a couple millennia and they will evolve back into alphabets and syllabaries

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

frfr no cap

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

19:00 somewhat ruined the illusion, bringing those modern Arabic numerals into the mix.

There's a perfectly good "at sunset" hieroglyphic ๐ŸŒ„

(it's technically sunrise, but okay)

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

There is also sunset ๐ŸŒ…

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

How can sunrise be substituted for sunset?

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Or even ๐Ÿ•–

[โ€“] hOrni 28 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is needlessly complicated. All I need is a beer emoji and I would be at the guys house with a six pack in 15 minutes.

[โ€“] FooBarrington 2 points 6 days ago

๐Ÿป

(I have more than the other guy)

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Me and my best friend had the weirdest sms chats ever. That was before emojis were even a thing. All our chats were:

? ! 8? ! ->

[โ€“] hOrni 1 points 5 days ago

When I was in high school, my mate didn't even have a phone. We just knew that Friday at 7pm we met at the standard spot and went to grab a beer. We didn't even make plans before, it was just how it was.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How? He lives 2 hours away.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Trebuchet, the superior ~~seige weapon~~ travel option

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[โ€“] SolidShake 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Pacattack57 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] udon 1 points 6 days ago

"The house over there"

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