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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

This is the way. Thank you for your service!

[–] hardcoreufo 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Guess I'm more of a plumber than a chemist.

[–] nieminen 3 points 13 hours ago

To be fair, I'm sure most of us have done way more plumbing than chemistry...

[–] gofsckyourself 127 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone put a box over it so it's only heavily implied making me entirely safe from the scary-as-fuck word and distracted me from the area by circling the punchline that I would have never seen without it. I was about to shit a brick.

fuck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock
Motherfucker shit ass tits
Motherfucker shit
Come on
Fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck, fickity-fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

You take some shit
Put it up on the wall
Check it out for a while
You take that shit up off of the wall
Put it down on the floor in a glass bowl
You take some fuck
Put it up on the wall where the shit used to be
You take that fuck up off of the wall
Put it down on the floor
With the shit in a glass bowl
What? Yo
Here's another little piece of advice-vice

You take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack
Take some fuck then some shit
Then some fuck then some shit
You've got a fuck-shit stack
A fuck-shit stack

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i th1nk you a¢¢id*ntally left s0me swær word$ in th€re, it'd be £est to cens0r them

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least they cens0r€d their username

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Mexigore 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nieminen 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

The system utility fsck is a tool for checking the consistency of a file system in Unix and Unix-like operating systems, such as Linux, macOS, and FreeBSD. The equivalent programs on MS-DOS and Microsoft Windows are CHKDSK, SFC, and SCANDISK.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsck

I think it's kind of like saying "check yourself"

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[–] [email protected] 213 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I felt like it was too hard to see the punchline so I fixed it for you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Opened the thread hoping someone would've done this (and too lazy to do it myself). Thank you for your service.

[–] konalt 78 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm unsure if that's a filter, a capture of RF out, or just an OLED smartphone screen after a year of use.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Image passed a few times over Robot 36, Robot 72 and PD 50 from speaker to microphone at lowest volume in a room with other noise.

So the capture of RF out is closest, since it's actually analog modes meant for ham radio use. The noise is just not from RF but audio.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I can hear your neighbors fucking upstairs in this image.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I tried, unfortunately, I wasn't able to get recognizable sounds out of the "images". However, it seems perhaps some music SSTV image generator could be made. I found this image that makes interesting and for SSTV unusual sounds: https://files.catbox.moe/vr9yjw.png

At least with RGB modes. Screen record with Martin 1 mode: https://files.catbox.moe/s5c9kh.mp4

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

That was cool as hell

[–] PugJesus 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, I don't understand, am I supposed to laugh or cry? I need clear instructions as to how I'm supposed to feel whenever I see something

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

PugJesus resigned!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

No, it has to be a reel when you place your cutout in one of the bottom corners explaining this meme and obviously you ask what's everybody's opinion on this and to write it in the comments, or better one, ask people what's it about, of course some dumbasses would chime in and make a lot of traffic so THE ALGORITHM will show this useless shut to more people etc

[–] aeronmelon 14 points 1 day ago

Where’s the iFunny watermark?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

!UselessYellowCircle

[–] hark 6 points 22 hours ago

onion eyes'd

[–] NielsBohron 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

See, I'm a chemist, but I also believe in the power and importance of organized labor, so I still read that as unionized.

Plus, I think most chemists would say "neutral" or use protonated/deprotonated rather than un-ionized

[–] Hobo 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also un-ionized as a hyphen (which you used when writing it) and unionized doesn't. Which is probably why you, and most chemists, would read it as unionized as well.

[–] NielsBohron 11 points 1 day ago

It does get legitimately used both ways. In a chemistry textbook, seeing it written as "unionized" is pretty common, and wiktionary says that the hyphenated form is predominantly used in contexts where it might be confused with "having a union" (which matches with my experience).

However, I still assert that it's just not a word chemists use that much as there are other, less ambiguous synonyms available.

[–] LovableSidekick 23 points 1 day ago

Holy blue rectangle, Batman!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Stop censoring swears

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I don't see any censorship. It might be an instance thing.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

'tis in the screenshot

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They mean in the picture, where the word “fuck” is covered over, which is fucking stupid.

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[–] HappySkullsplitter 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've only ever heard chemists say de-ionized, not un-ionized

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Am chemist can confirm, I would look at a coworker real funny if they said un-ionized

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Holy shit thanks I wasn't getting it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you prefer ionized or unionized?

[–] spicytuna62 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Another way to tell the difference is tasting them

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