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[–] pyre 11 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

tipping? do Americans tip their fucking landlords too?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 37 seconds ago

I've heard of cow tipping. Is landlord tipping the same sort of thing?

[–] chiliedogg 4 points 1 hour ago

Yeah. By paying the mortgage plus 30% on the property they bought at double a fair market rate just to keep me from buying it for myself.

I love paying double in rent what I would pay for a market-rate mortgage and getting no equity in return.

Thanks landlords!

[–] Maggoty 5 points 4 hours ago

No we don't, but they wish we would.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Tipping your landlord is essential for a good relationship. Not tipping them is basically wage theft.

[–] pyre 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 4 hours ago

Press the crosspost button to repost! And tip your landlord.

[–] buddascrayon 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The "inadequate pay" one got me rolling. 😂

Inadequate pay for what exactly? Owning some land and squeezing money from the people who actually take care of it? Fuck landlords!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

For all the services they provide us

[–] buddascrayon 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you, I needed a good laugh today. 😂

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I'm glad I could help, upvotes on the left. Or wherever they are. That's my obligatory tip!

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hole's not big enough. (If I had a nickel.)

[–] surewhynotlem 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Then I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's strange that I found them in my butthole.

[–] trolololol 3 points 14 hours ago

That's what she said

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can't believe tipping landlords was considered even as a meme lol

[–] Dasus 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sounds overltly American tbh

[–] Woht24 6 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Worst landlord laws I've ever seen was in Japan. You have to pay them a welcome fee and a key fee on top of your bond and rent when you sign a lease.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 minutes ago

Korea has an interesting system. You pay a single (very large) deposit when you move in, and you get the entire deposit back when you move out. The landlord keeps only the interest on the deposit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

In Berlin they now expect a blowie on top.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 10 hours ago

Hey, at least key fee rhymes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually, it was invented by the British in 1643.

[–] Dasus 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lmfao.

My landlord's hardwork: Calling the service repair guy. Making sure the property management company pays him my rent. Paying for a new AC he cheaped out on decades ago.

He has multiple properties. I don't know if it's possible to use each one at the same time, if so that's a wild power, and I would totally not rent them out.

And if the pay is inadequate maybe he should get a job lol

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 3 hours ago

Sounds like your landlord is underpaid tbh

[–] JackLSauce 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If they're landlords, the correct term for a tenant is landslave

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

Landserf would be a more accurate term.

[–] Mickey7 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It probably doesn't apply to many people posting here or in general, but if you became a landlord how did your view of tenants change?

[–] StayDoomed 2 points 4 hours ago

I've had to rent out rooms and the basement of my home as a "landlord" and I lowered the rent on people in stead of raising it because they were giving me enough to cover part of my mortgage. It still felt shitty and exploitative to do. Especially if something broke and they had to wait to say, use the toilet.

I'd never want to do that again if possible. Also my "tenants" were not people or friends I knew beforehand. I just tried not to be a piece of shit about it.

When I see "real estate experts" gouging people to buy more real estate and bragging on social media about it - I do think they are, in fact, fucking parasites on people that do actually contribute to society. It doesn't have to be this way. Housing should not be a commodity.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

not a landlord, I hate landlords, but I do have room mates and this shit sucks. none of them seem to have any understanding that if food.is kept in the fridge too long it will mold, or that putting a bowl in the dishwasher facing the door won't clean it. its like living with a bunch of 10 year olds figuring out how to do chores for the first time

[–] Sea_pop 4 points 20 hours ago

I fucking hated having roommates. Our house had two kitchens and you'd think that would solve a lot of the issues... Nope. Cat litter box. Garage. Shared backyard. Everything that could be mistreated, or used improperly, was.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Needs many, many more rocks.

[–] Holyginz 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 0 points 3 hours ago

Hate speech against a minority

[–] Mickey7 2 points 1 day ago

if it was good enough for jesus, it's good enough for me