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[–] remer 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I bet there’s an egg in the egg

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Does that happen? I've heard of double yolks but not nested eggs. This is our first year with the girls so first I'm seeing this.

I did get an egg with no shell once, just the thin membrane. Didn't take a picture tho.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It can happen sometimes. Also if they got a weak/no shell then u should mix some eggshell in their food or that additive stuff that's basically just small mineral rich rocks to help em get enough to make a proper shell.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

If feeding eggshells, it's best to cook them in the oven a bit and then grinding them with a mortor. 250f for 10 mins should do it.

Oyster shells work well if you can get em. Other bivalves can work too but oyster is easier for the chickens to crack apart. You just want to bake it at like 250F for 10 mins

Here's a few other methods. https://www.backyardchickens.com/articles/feeding-your-chickens-oyster-shells.77372/

[–] remer 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] blazeknave 2 points 1 month ago

That yolk looks hard

[–] tanisnikana 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Use a stronger egg. Put water in it. Put an egg in it. Have a baby on land, in the egg, in the egg. Baby in the water, on land, in the egg, in water, in the egg.

[–] Whelks_chance 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We could make a religion out of this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm racking my brain trying to remember what that's from. Was it an Oversimplified video?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Seriously, I bet it's a double yolk though.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yo, that's like $700.00 worth of eggs right there.

[–] jaybone 9 points 1 month ago

Checkmate tariffs.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wjrii 19 points 1 month ago
[–] crank0271 25 points 1 month ago

You can identify which it was by checking which hen is walking with a limp today (mostly untrue, although they can have prolapses).

[–] BatrickPateman 25 points 1 month ago

Is your chicken's name Sheila by any chance?

[–] clif 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I have one particular chicken that does this pretty regularly. Long and kind of skinny, often with an odd texture on the end, sometimes with a weird constriction in the middle.

Also, you inspired me to post a pic of a tiny egg I got last week : https://lemmy.world/post/24677253

This is from a full grown 2.5 year old chicken that typically lays "normal" eggs... not sure why she laid one tiny one randomly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Did I start a thing? Is this going to be Lemmy's version of the safe?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

This is such an upgrade. Let the torrent of wonky egg posts carry me away.

[–] SkyezOpen 4 points 1 month ago

Not as long as you deliver.

That's a double yolk at least. Maybe even a triple if that's possible.

[–] clif 2 points 1 month ago

I support it!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

We’ve all been there…

[–] CM400 15 points 1 month ago

I wonder if it’s a double.

[–] CheeryLBottom 13 points 1 month ago
[–] Thcdenton 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

When you're the tallest person in the classroom

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I would've been OK if the girth matches the length but......why is it just lonk

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eggshells are a little softer before they come out. Poor dear had to squeeze extra contents through her same cloaca.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cloaca so tight it gives long eggs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's it. That's enough internet for the day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Cloacussy takes another victim.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's a raptor egg. Somehow uhh... Life finds a way

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Probably twins or triplets or so

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[–] NONE_dc 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bet it is the only bad one lol

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Must have felt that one coming out!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Must have been laid by a big cock.

I'll show myself out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So you sell them and buy a house?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All I got were three lousy magic beans.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp 1 points 1 month ago

Feed them to the Chicken who laid the giant egg!

It will then grow over night and you can ride your Monster Chicken into battle next morning!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's frightening.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is one of your chickens deflated today? Also, do they make epidurals for fowl?

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