No foul language - i.e. French ๐คฎ
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626
Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
Literally me yesterday: chicken, waffles, fruit, whipped cream, and no regrets.
Lol, yes... As an American this is what we eat all of the time.
While we're all here, I've got a bridge here in the US I'd love to sell some of you Europeans. It's a great investment, please DM me for details.
Is it a grape or a green olive? That will tell you if it's a traditional American meal.
I'm sorry. I guess we should be imbibing the cuisines of the countries we conquered in the past and calling it our own.
Definitely a start.
brazilians be like:
This isn't slander. Slander is spoken, in print it's libel.
Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I'm pretty sure I've seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.
Americans take things far too seriously.
You could at least blame us for things that we're actually responsible for, like cherry pizzert.
OK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn't one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
Yeah you would. This will be the first course at the Trump inauguration banquet.
And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
Strong words for a country where more people eat doughnuts for breakfast than sausages.
Whoy ain't they eatin' sawsagees???
Doughnuts are easier to bring to a group setting
Why? Not enough sugar?
If you put any more sugar into UK beans they'd qualify as caramel, what are you talking about.
No one would eat that abortion
Lol I mean if I were starving I would but it's not appetizing
I mean, I'd eat the chicken in its own and I bet the desert pizza tastes pretty decent.
A pizza place where I live does desert pizza and it's fantastic
I know right, the cheese isn't even melted.
I'm not eating undercooked rotisserrie-chicken-sprinkles-offbrand-m&m-pizza, go crisp that in the air fryer for a few minutes.
And theyโd still call that a biscuit.
Beans on toast has piss in it??
You put piss in your beans on toast? You need helpโฆ.
Are you plannin to take the piss, mate?
I guarantee that pizza isn't American, it's Japanese or from the UAE, book it
If there's one thing Americans have excessively strong opinions about, it's pizza. This looks like some social media bait nonsense.
Brazil is known for this kind of thing. They make up a significant number of the posts in r/pizzacrimes
How am I supposed to eat my everything pizza without the beans on toast section? Is there even haggis in this?