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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We should reframe climate change as an attack on winter recreational activities. Then Republicans might actually give a shit about it.

"Oh, I'm not worried about climate change. But I'm very concerned about the impending demise of snowmobiling."

[–] spankmonkey 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"How will the homeless freeze to death without cold winters?"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Make homeless freeze again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Sadly it still doesn't matter when people believe that God guarantees four seasons in the Bible

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)

In Canada whipping a shitty means an illegal U turn

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

That's also what I've known it as in Texas

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[–] BowtiesAreCool 13 points 1 week ago

I call that flipping a bitch

[–] bizzle 6 points 1 week ago

Here too in Illinois

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[–] recklessengagement 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Only ever done this in an empty parking lot after a few inches of fresh snow

[–] spankmonkey 5 points 1 week ago

You are missing out then, frozen lakes are so much fun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

There was one particular parking lot near my house that was not plowed for years. The snow would fall, melt a little during the day, and then refreeze. Spent many evenings there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But snow isn't particularly slippery, the only way that works properly is if there's a layer of ice underneath. So you need a warmish day with some rain, followed by a bitter cold night, followed by a dusting of fresh snow to really lose traction in a parking lot.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It has been a long time since most of those places have been cold enough, long enough, to have a lake become that solidly frozen. It has been 30+ years since I have seen this happen in the mid atlantic.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The water's really deep there, too, so it's riskier. Isn't that were the Titanic sunk?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think by "mid Atlantic" they mean a city in the US on the Atlantic coastline, but not the northern tip of the country, or the southern end. The mid part. But they're talking about lakes or rivers in those areas, not the ocean itself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think there may have been a joke in there.

Or maybe not.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Nope, nobody jokes on the Internet. In fact, it's illegal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I think you missed the joke.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ve lived in the mid Atlantic my entire life and have never driven on a frozen lake.

I do my donuts in parking lots that haven’t been salted or plowed yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

back in the 90s there was a couple times lakes in western PA/NY froze over enough people were out driving on them.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I was gonna ask "is there a term other than 'doing doughnuts' specifically for when it's on ice?" because I live where we don't drive on frozen lakes. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where you live, you apparently add extra letters to "donut" for no reason.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're nuts made of dough, not nuts made of do. 😌

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Y'all need to try them nuts made of d's

[–] Dasus 16 points 1 week ago

Idk about the etymology of the American "whipping shitties", but seeing it's popular a saying in States where there have historically been Finns, I guess there could be a connection. Or not.

But in Finland we call it "ajaa paskarinkiä" "driving in a shit circle"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

We definitely whip shitties in WI, too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait until they learn about parking your half-tonne on it, building a hut and sitting there fishing with some beers for hours.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

And having your house warm enough to fish in your underwear while drinking said beer and fishing.

[–] MothmanDelorian 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NJ here and at no point could you drive on lakes. It doesn't get that cold. Most of the winter you cannot skate on ponds.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You could a few years ago.

[–] MothmanDelorian 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where? I have lived here since the 1970s and 85% of the winter it would be dangerous to skate on most of the ponds let alone bring a car onto ice

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Fellow NJ-ian here. I have definitely driven on frozen lakes when I was a stupid teenager. TBH they were more like tiny ponds though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well, within 100 mi of NJ and we raced motorcycles on them.

[–] MothmanDelorian 3 points 1 week ago

Motorcycles are lighter and 100 miles from NJ could place you in a much colder climate as you moght be in the mountains.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I've always heard it called that regardless of what you're driving on. I assumed it referred to the circle of tire tracks it leaves.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know the old trope about how people in the South can't drive in snow? We do donuts on the roads unintentionally once the snow falls and refreezes to ice. No lake needed. I guess if you only have snow on the roads you have to seek out places where the car will slide around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

In the PNW, we don't get a lot of snow and it doesn't get cold enough to freeze lakes, but we do get plenty of black ice. Rain + tons of shade under evergreen trees can cause a lot of issues.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Ripping donies

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Maryland can be included in this. We have parking lots...and empty roads...and neighborhoods....and intersections.

[–] CptOblivius 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ND we use both. I can't even say what is more common.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

North Dakota doesn't exist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

'Course it does, it's just left of East Dakota.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Am Floridian, can confirm. Istg every few months I learn something about cold places that's terrifying like 'black ice'

[–] Hikermick 4 points 1 week ago

Am from NE Ohio and have never heard people driving on frozen lakes except to ice fish. We would do donuts in large parking lots. Bonus if you do it with the windows down. Bumper skiing was another one. Ah to be young and insane again...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’ve heard people call doing a u-turn “whipping a shitty” and always thought it was a dumb term.

[–] wetsoggybread 4 points 1 week ago

I once heard it refered as 'bang a uey' from a relative from boston and it just sort of stuck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I much prefer "flip a bitch".

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[–] LifeOfChance 2 points 1 week ago

Ripping shitties? Lol wtf Maine is way better, "ripping titties" and it makes more sense.

[–] ikidd 2 points 1 week ago

Ice fishing.

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