wetsoggybread

joined 6 months ago
[–] wetsoggybread 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Thanks for reminding me of that song

[–] wetsoggybread 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Possibly 'get the fuck outta here'

[–] wetsoggybread 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You couldnt make back to the future today because their future is already in our past, their future (2015) is already 9 years ago now

[–] wetsoggybread 4 points 4 weeks ago

Ar least we know what he'll be doing when they eventually get married

[–] wetsoggybread 145 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I can promise you, if a guy saw a sexy nude women in a window one time, every time he walks down that street he will look at the window, just in case

[–] wetsoggybread 26 points 1 month ago

2 options. 1: if possible get a dog door so that your pets can at least get outside in case something happens, become friebdly with your neighbors so they might notice any abnormalities, set up a truat fund for them (like thar lady in the aristocats) 2. Dont outlive your wife

[–] wetsoggybread 2 points 1 month ago

Right how dare he LIE I for one have NEVER lied in my life

[–] wetsoggybread 8 points 1 month ago

Im cutious how much lower the ocean's water level would be t fill in for the missing land because thats a lot of cubic volume and what impact that might have on further revealing existing land due to the lower water levels

[–] wetsoggybread 6 points 1 month ago

You should ask your TSA agent the next time youre at an american airport

[–] wetsoggybread 76 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Here's what to do if you see someone sleeping on a bench or in a park: mind your fucken business, unless some is dying or being actively hurt mind your fucken business

[–] wetsoggybread 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Time travel to 12 hours ago so I can get more sleep

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