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A Boring Dystopia

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cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513

I really hope this won't become some sort of tradition now

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[–] [email protected] 178 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Everyone is lining up to kiss his puckered arsehole.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I doubt it’s puckered at that age unfortunately

[–] glimse 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Like goatse, his turds fall freely

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[–] Sterile_Technique 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

puckered

Considering the amount of Russian dick that man takes, I'd think by now his anal sphincter is pretty well destroyed.

All these CEOs are tripping over themselves to lap up a cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin's cum

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate 13 points 2 weeks ago

My wife and I have been paying attention to which companies are making significant donations to conservatives, and have been avoiding doing business with them, but now it's getting tough as everyone is expected to kiss the ring. It's about to the point where it might be easier to make a list of companies that haven't.

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[–] Matthew_Gasoline 114 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

He'll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can't keep up anymore.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

We need that for all the politicians. Only a tiny handful would have blank jackets.

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[–] ownsauce 11 points 2 weeks ago

F1 style liveries across the White House, National Mall, and Congress

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[–] HeyJoe 84 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It was a lot of people's jobs for months now creating some special bottle and box for this PR moment... none of this should exist. It reminds me of stories about the Middle Ages, where people would come before the king and shower them with gifts to make sure they are appeased.

[–] shalafi 21 points 1 week ago

A graphic designer could whip that up after lunch.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

It's not even a good box. Kings are rolling in their graves, truly the worst timeline on many fronts.

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[–] harrybo93 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Never seen him looking so fucking old and wrinkled

[–] HowManyNimons 70 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

To be fair, he is older than ever before.

Actually I think some of it is the weight he's lost recently.

But I am looking forward to him being dead, yes.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, he is older than ever before.

Fuck, me too

[–] Soup 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yea I noticed that he looked thinner. I’m hoping that’s due to failing health.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He will be the oldest president ever to take office. Older than even Reagan or Biden

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[–] itsathursday 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh look an ad

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Lol morons paying this dude a million and Coke comes in with a 5 dollar commemorative.

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[–] AnyProgressIsGood 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They all know to play this dumb bastards ego

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Apparently someone loves to lick boots and give some a handie under the table.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

If you get the rights to lower the ground water level even more during a drought, selling the water to the thirsty population in plastic bottles?

Ka-Tsching Baby....

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[–] dance_ninja 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] RaoulDook 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Coke is shit now, fascism soda. Relationship ended with Coke, Pepsi is new best soda.

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[–] jafo 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm a "no, Pepsi isn't ok" guy, but I'm never drinking Coke again. Because from now on it tastes like kissing Trump's ass.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

The old gang's getting back together!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm gonna piss on his grave.

I'll do rhyming later.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wow he looks bad. Did he lose a bunch of weight? He looks frail. And a lot older.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Celebratory cocaine

[–] TheBraveSirRobbin 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I hope he's ok for 2-3ish years. Vance having a real chance at 10 years as POTUS is terrifying

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I was about to say "Vance is such a weak personality he could never be elected" and then i remembered how useless the Dems are so who fucking knows.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He's guaranteed because the Republican-led states will make sure he gets their EC votes regardless of how the populace actually votes. There will be nothing to stop them any more.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

It's pathetic watching these bootlickers

[–] BarbecueCowboy 26 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Weirdest part to me is that I really can't believe that he's drinking Diet Coke and not regular Coke. I know there's concerns about diet sodas, but that shows a concern about his health and what he puts in his body that I never imagined Trump was capable of.

[–] lapping6596 16 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Naw, I think it's because he specifically enjoys diet coke more. If I want a soda, it's diet coke or nothing. I'm in good health, but diet coke tastes great while regular coke almost makes me feel ill from the thick syrup.

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[–] fox2263 19 points 1 week ago

Diet Coke tastes like shit

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

President Donald John Coca-Cola Trump.

He's gonna 🎶fiiiiiix🎶 the economy in only one week!

I really hate that movie turned out to be prophecy more than I expected it to.

[–] CitizenKong 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would take Camacho over Trump in a heartbeat!

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[–] Mpatch 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Truth be told, I'd 100% prefer headlines like this over other nonsense that goes on.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

The headline is still: “Company sucks up to Trump because line must go up” no different than most.

[–] HowManyNimons 11 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

They're doing it in a harmless way and getting cheap publicity from playing him. Honestly this doesn't bug me nearly as much as the donations.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

A propaganda boy, and in more than one sense.

The next four years are going to be very interesting to watch. If the first try was disastrous, the second is poised to be even worst.

America, you were once a country that could muster respect.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He has the most insincere smile ever. It would be hard to make a real person appear more cartoonishly evil.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Marketing rule #1, know your market. Note that you don't need to actually need to have taken marketing classes to know this. So congratulations on doing what anyone with more than two brain cells could figure out, ya rich CEO jackass.

[–] Coreidan 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They look like they want to hold hands

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