Matthew_Gasoline

joined 1 year ago

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In in c/[email protected]

[–] Matthew_Gasoline 5 points 1 month ago

Brings a new meaning to "Closed door meetings".

Elon Musk Fans Are Losing So Much Money to Crypto Scams in c/technology

[–] Matthew_Gasoline 5 points 1 month ago

"A fool and their money will soon be parted."

My residential compound turns out to be haunted by a ghostly chicken. in c/dadjokes

[–] Matthew_Gasoline 3 points 2 months ago

"Chicken arise!...... Arise chicken....Chicken arise!"

We watched 20 Trump rallies. His racist, anti-immigrant messaging is getting darker. in c/politics

[–] Matthew_Gasoline 13 points 2 months ago

"Some people create their own storms, then get mad when it rains."

Be careful. in c/technology

[–] Matthew_Gasoline 1 points 3 months ago

"Cheat Enabled."

What’s your “I can’t believe other people don’t do this” hack? in c/[email protected]

[–] Matthew_Gasoline 11 points 3 months ago

Next time you're eating the chips at a Mexican Restaurant, get a side of lemons/limes.

Apply citrus to chips and sprinkle desired salt amount.

The salt will stay on the zesty chips throughout the salsa dipping process.

A dog is not the opposite of a cat in c/microblogmemes

[–] Matthew_Gasoline 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Up

Caption This in c/[email protected]

[–] Matthew_Gasoline 4 points 4 months ago

"Got cocks on my head, but don't call me a dick head."

1990 Pontiac Trans Sport SE in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] Matthew_Gasoline 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just don't put anything on the dashboard.

A manipulated video shared by Musk mimics Harris' voice, raising concerns about AI in politics in c/news

[–] Matthew_Gasoline 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

"Never underestimate the power of stupidity in large groups."

"How old am i" and "where are my pants" in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] Matthew_Gasoline 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I took a nap today. When I woke up I asked my wife what time it was. She said 5:30. I still had to ask her if it was Sunday. It is indeed still Sunday.

One in three Republicans now think Donald Trump was wrong candidate choice in c/politics

[–] Matthew_Gasoline 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Something about laying in a bed you made yourself...