Can we get a Red Dawn reboot set in this timeline, please?
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2025
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I'm either going to be british, or french. I can't quite tell. There's too many guns to tell where the official border is.
Either way, I'm good with this.
......wait, am I going to have to learn metric? OH HELL NO!!!
If you end up Br*tish, you'll have to find out what 'stones' weigh and report back to the non-insane part of the world.
Using pounds to infinity, but not stones, is like measuring everything in grams only.
How many stones can you pound into a ton?
One if it's big enough?
....why'd you censor "British"?
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Because they conquered the world for spice yet refuse to season their food
Which part is that?
Everywhere except the place where they measure things in stones
Stone isn't that hard to convert to pounds. It's like a fortnight, but for weight.
Still use pounds though.
There’s too many guns to tell where the official border is.
I’m good with this.
Bruh...
If you become British, at least the size of your pint will increase by about ⅕.
You took Florida from us, no backsies. Signed, Spain.
This reminds me of that one map the Russian official made, where it begins to break down immediately after looking at it for a few seconds. Though this is NCD, so that is the joke, but still... It huts more the longer I look at it
I hope this doesn't awaken something in me...
Ayyyy the bay area remains neutral territory between China and Mexico. Basically same as normal then.
I want to know what happened Left of Alaska that it's an EU stronghold now.
Yellowknife and Dawson City will be the only safe bastions left for Canada...
Also hilarious thing is how many French speakers end up in the English occupied territory until you get to Louisiana.
Also the train attack markers from the Alstom brigade, I welcome them à bras ouverts.
Also also the 2026 map not shown: North American victor will be Mount St. Helens faction.
Why are they nuking everything but the population centers?
That’s where a lot of American nuclear assets are. Silos, mount cheyenne, etc
No man's land, keeps you worrying from too many fronts and no one loses anything of much value
what is this, a war map? Is Canada using bears against people?
What did Canada do to deserve this?
A man can dream
I like the implication that France, Spain, and Greenland all left the EU.
did alaska nuke the great plains and rockies?
The Québécois: "I like dee odds of dat!"
One can dream.
Everyday we come closer to the Fsllout time-line
Can't wait to get drafted to annex Canada!
Wouldn’t the Cartels cause havoc as well? Heard they infiltrated some Native territories already.
Balkanization is more likely.
why the dutch are sending their bear army on us? French Kings loved bears, they are so fluffy and you can put bazooka on it. AMX-10 is just the latest version of bears mounted gun that go from city to city to do their show.
Puh-lease, the Chinese would have to obliterate me before I let them take over. My plan in the event of a war where we are against them is already to do anything they need me to do for civilian duty since I am couldn't even join the military if I wanted due to health conditions beyond my control.
I wouldn't go out without a struggle for some poor, miserable soldier with their self heating bomb they call MREs.
All you have to do is fly drones into the container ship loading docks. No ships, no supplies, no invasion.