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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 month ago (6 children)

The cost range of my hotels usually means that those hangars have loops at the top not hooks, and can't be removed from the closet

[–] ccunning 98 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Even the ones with hoops instead of hooks can be removed (in my experience, anyway). Super awkward otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I believe I did stay at one property where they weighed cost of the inconvenience as lower than the cost of the theft - completely locked to the rod

[–] wreckedcarzz 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bring a set of tools and take the hangers and the rod too, just for spite

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just one simple trick. Hotel owners hate this.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Usually in a place that classy it's so you can't hang yourself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] TheEighthDoctor 4 points 1 month ago

This has been my experience as well

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Keep a couple clothespins/binder clips in your bag?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't always carry my BDSM kit with me though. Sometimes a business trip is only a business trip.

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[–] partial_accumen 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I've also always thought that was a cost/theft issue, but I wonder if its also to prevent people from trying to use the hook-type hangers from hanging things from fire suppression sprinkler heads.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Good point. I recently stayed somewhere with a bolted sign by the sprinkler heads that said not to hang anything on them, lol. Makes me think it happens...a lot.

[–] chonglibloodsport 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just bring a pair of side cutters with you. Snip snip and you’re good to go!

[–] dufkm 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'd never go to a hotel without my leatherman with me.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Also at hotels while traveling .... ask for a better room or any upgrades. Worst thing anyone will say is no.

But if you're lucky to run into a manager in a good mood or even the owner, they'll give you something just for asking.

[–] danc4498 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don’t think my motel 6 has a better room than 2 full size beds and free HBO

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They might at least not put you next to the hourly rentals

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

But then you have a longer walk

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And miss out on the free entertainment?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I had a guy try to stab me because I asked. I'd categorize that as worse than no.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If that happened to me at a hotel .... I'd give up my prebooked room and leave, no matter the cost ... definitely not a hotel I'd want to stay in.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats just the usual hotel experience

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The sheets were clean. And i got a free fridge magnet.

[–] IndiBrony 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah yes, I also remember staying in Glasgow once.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I already paid $5 to turn the cable on.

[–] Anticorp 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just overlap the curtains?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

many hotels cheap out and have crappy curtains that are designed in such a way that it can't be overlapped

[–] Anticorp 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Blast! Cut off at the pass.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m traveling right now and will do this when I get back to my hotel.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let us know you're ok afterwards

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m starting to get nervous something went wrong

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Clamped it around his neck, seen this tragedy a dozen times

Lets just sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I am not really sure what's going on in this picture

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They used a hanger to keep closed those useless curtains that are in a lot of hotels.

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[–] cardboardchris 18 points 1 month ago

I travel with a couple of binder clips for exactly this reason. I never thought of using a hanger with clips though!

[–] BradleyUffner 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The best hotel room hack I know lets you unlock the AC so you can get some actual cool air.

https://youtu.be/Eo6P1-yN3TM?si=b9VDrWr-l0ossWj0

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[–] wjrii 14 points 1 month ago

Done this many times. It helps so much when you don't need to be up at the crack of dawn.

[–] bartvbl 7 points 1 month ago

Great tip! My biggest issue is usually that the curtains themselves barely block any light. Light leaking between them tends to be a secondary issue.

[–] BatrickPateman 7 points 1 month ago

Yo, isn't that from Amazon's Reacher? S1E?

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