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Gatorade (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by themaninblack to c/memes

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

didn't hold your phone straight while taking the screenshot?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, I hold my phone gay.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I can respect that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me too, but I give it a reach around

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's just common courtesy

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its to make you comment and you have now activated their trap card!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stolen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it bad that I had to check and see if your screenshot was slightly crooked?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did it on purpose !

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think it's a photocopy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Mimeograph with manual coloring

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Did a cop print this meme?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Probably to avoid repost detection on platforms that have it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why is this tilted

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

cinematography its called a dutch angle google it

[–] Anticorp 8 points 1 month ago

To increase engagement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And why is the word "sex" censored?!

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[–] not_that_guy05 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Ok I've had this debate with my wife for a while.

I call limon-lime Green and she calls it yellow.

What do you folks call it?

[–] Zorque 22 points 1 month ago

Grellow.

Or, if you're feeling nasty, yeen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I just call that one the piss color Gatorade, it is definitely yellow

[–] frostysauce 7 points 1 month ago

Yellow.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Lemon-lime is an odd one to me. At first glance I want to call it yellow, but then the longer I look at it, the greener in gets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Chartreuse

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

/r/HailCorporate?

Maybe I'm the outlier, but I don't think normal people are out here having significant conversations about Gatorade on the regular in the first place. And I sure as hell don't believe that anyone organically genuinely gives even half a shit what anyone else calls it. Just call it "shit water" like everyone else and more on.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who says anything about "significant"?

"Hey man, can you pick up some Gatorade when you're a the store?"

"Sure, which one?"

"Blue"

Is not exactly an unreasonable conversation to have.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not significant but casual. E.g., when I'm headed to wawa and I ask my husband if he wants anything, he says "yeah, a blue gatorade".

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about lemon-lime?

[–] Zachariah 9 points 1 month ago

🚨

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah glacier freeze is the only palatable blue so I have to be specific

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[–] Sea_pop 7 points 1 month ago

Limon pepino or cucumber melon is the best and I will NEVER call that green

[–] Treczoks 6 points 1 month ago

Monkey piss has flavours? I always thought the chemical blue was to hide whatever rotting leftovers they put in the blender for this.

[–] satans_methpipe 6 points 1 month ago

How is a shitty ad for sugar water a meme?

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 1 month ago

Until I had other ways I was able to tolerate to replenish electrolytes, I drank Gatorade multiple times a day for months.

I hope I never have to drink Gatorade again for the rest of my life.

I drank sugar-free purple (I ain't no cop!). It basically tasted like grape juice. I hate it. I hate grape juice now too.

Fuck you, Gatorade. I'm glad I was finally able to tolerate V8.

[–] TastyWheat 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Blue = Snowy Mountain flavour

Red = Berry flavour

Yellow = No

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, so that's why I give people cop vibes, when I'm really just colorblind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Can't you just call them the shades of grey they truly are?

[–] themaninblack 3 points 1 month ago

I’m colorblind but I guess anyway

[–] irish_link 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They are not wrong. Blue and light blue works for me.

Edit: I fucked up. PicardFacepalm.png

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You don't know. Maybe they have a cat named "not wrong" and its being addressed here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm a big green guy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I like both blues Gatorades, light and dark

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

O.o

I want Orange, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gatorade starting to screw this stuff up though. There's two purples and five different oranges now. You've got fierce and cool adjectives, and the strawberry lemonade is something in between orange and red, there's gatorlyte,zero sugar. You send somebody in for an orange there's literally five choices now.

Pick me up a red, like the old red not the new red, not the cool red not the Gator lyte red, not the fast twitch red.

They've hit their market cap and they're just dying to sell more soft drink. Just a little more capitalism decomposing.

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[–] Anticorp 4 points 1 month ago

TIL I'm a cop.

[–] deacon 3 points 1 month ago

Even Frost Blue would be acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I don't know why anyone asks. The answer is always yellow.

[–] GrammarPolice 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why is sex censored?

[–] chiliedogg 5 points 1 month ago

Sax.

It's the devil's instrument now that he lost his fiddle.

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