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Gatorade (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by themaninblack to c/memes

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

didn't hold your phone straight while taking the screenshot?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No, I hold my phone gay.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

I can respect that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me too, but I give it a reach around

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's just common courtesy

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its to make you comment and you have now activated their trap card!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stolen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it bad that I had to check and see if your screenshot was slightly crooked?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Did it on purpose !

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think it's a photocopy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Mimeograph with manual coloring

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Did a cop print this meme?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Probably to avoid repost detection on platforms that have it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why is this tilted

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

cinematography its called a dutch angle google it

[–] Anticorp 8 points 2 weeks ago

To increase engagement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And why is the word "sex" censored?!

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[–] not_that_guy05 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Ok I've had this debate with my wife for a while.

I call limon-lime Green and she calls it yellow.

What do you folks call it?

[–] Zorque 22 points 2 weeks ago

Grellow.

Or, if you're feeling nasty, yeen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I just call that one the piss color Gatorade, it is definitely yellow

[–] frostysauce 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yellow.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Lemon-lime is an odd one to me. At first glance I want to call it yellow, but then the longer I look at it, the greener in gets.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Chartreuse

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

/r/HailCorporate?

Maybe I'm the outlier, but I don't think normal people are out here having significant conversations about Gatorade on the regular in the first place. And I sure as hell don't believe that anyone organically genuinely gives even half a shit what anyone else calls it. Just call it "shit water" like everyone else and more on.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who says anything about "significant"?

"Hey man, can you pick up some Gatorade when you're a the store?"

"Sure, which one?"

"Blue"

Is not exactly an unreasonable conversation to have.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not significant but casual. E.g., when I'm headed to wawa and I ask my husband if he wants anything, he says "yeah, a blue gatorade".

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What about lemon-lime?

[–] Zachariah 9 points 2 weeks ago

🚨

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah glacier freeze is the only palatable blue so I have to be specific

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[–] Sea_pop 7 points 2 weeks ago

Limon pepino or cucumber melon is the best and I will NEVER call that green

[–] Treczoks 6 points 2 weeks ago

Monkey piss has flavours? I always thought the chemical blue was to hide whatever rotting leftovers they put in the blender for this.

[–] satans_methpipe 6 points 2 weeks ago

How is a shitty ad for sugar water a meme?

[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 2 weeks ago

Until I had other ways I was able to tolerate to replenish electrolytes, I drank Gatorade multiple times a day for months.

I hope I never have to drink Gatorade again for the rest of my life.

I drank sugar-free purple (I ain't no cop!). It basically tasted like grape juice. I hate it. I hate grape juice now too.

Fuck you, Gatorade. I'm glad I was finally able to tolerate V8.

[–] TastyWheat 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Blue = Snowy Mountain flavour

Red = Berry flavour

Yellow = No

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh, so that's why I give people cop vibes, when I'm really just colorblind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Can't you just call them the shades of grey they truly are?

[–] themaninblack 3 points 2 weeks ago

I’m colorblind but I guess anyway

[–] irish_link 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

They are not wrong. Blue and light blue works for me.

Edit: I fucked up. PicardFacepalm.png

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

You don't know. Maybe they have a cat named "not wrong" and its being addressed here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a big green guy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I like both blues Gatorades, light and dark

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

O.o

I want Orange, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gatorade starting to screw this stuff up though. There's two purples and five different oranges now. You've got fierce and cool adjectives, and the strawberry lemonade is something in between orange and red, there's gatorlyte,zero sugar. You send somebody in for an orange there's literally five choices now.

Pick me up a red, like the old red not the new red, not the cool red not the Gator lyte red, not the fast twitch red.

They've hit their market cap and they're just dying to sell more soft drink. Just a little more capitalism decomposing.

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[–] Anticorp 4 points 2 weeks ago

TIL I'm a cop.

[–] deacon 3 points 2 weeks ago

Even Frost Blue would be acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know why anyone asks. The answer is always yellow.

[–] GrammarPolice 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why is sex censored?

[–] chiliedogg 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sax.

It's the devil's instrument now that he lost his fiddle.

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