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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

It was no accident. Someone was at fault, probably the traffic engineer

[–] wabafee 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What's the life lesson here?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] veganpizza69 4 points 1 day ago
[–] galanthus 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] wabafee 1 points 2 days ago

Gotcha 👌

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Go out on your own terms

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

Fucking perfect headline.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They must not have banks in wherever he's from.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

They probably don't trust them very well.

[–] Sam_Bass 4 points 2 days ago

When ya gotta go, you're going one way or another

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's like rain on your wedding day

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It rained on my wedding day and we saw nothing ironic about it.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe metallurgy just isn't your thing.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 2 days ago

No, it's just that it was closer to mercury, what with it being liquid and all.

Now if it was raining anvils and girders on my wedding day...

[–] InputZero 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a free ride when you've already paid

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It's the good advice that you just didn't take.

[–] cmoney 3 points 2 days ago

Well I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

isn't driving more dangerous than smoking these days? Traffic fatalities in the US are really high.

[–] TragicNotCute 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that smoking (including exposure to secondhand smoke) is linked to around 480,000 deaths per year in the United States.

According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), roughly 40,000 people die in motor‐vehicle crashes in the US each year.

Smoking accounts for roughly 12 times more deaths annually than motor vehicle accidents in the US

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There's probably a few cancer cases attributed entirely to smoking that vehicle emissions might've also helped hasten.

[–] HollowNaught 2 points 2 days ago

While these numbers don't take into account the amount of people doing either task, I imagine the placements won't change much

[–] Battle_Masker 2 points 2 days ago

The way that money looks suggests this guy wasn't in the US of A

[–] shalafi 10 points 2 days ago

Vehicular death in the US is startling. ~45,000 deaths a year, same a gun deaths. And with half the gun deaths being suicides and most of the rest gang related and other villainy, that makes the randomness of dying in traffic even scarier.