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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a look that says "please just stop and go away." The girl's, that is. The guy's look says "I wonder what human meat tastes like."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Fuck I forgot his name but hes craaazy at geoguessr 😂 edit, brainvolt or something like that

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rainbolt, it's in the post title.

[–] onyxjet 3 points 1 day ago

No, Brainvolt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Brainvolt is kinda pretty good name, though.

[–] [email protected] 164 points 2 days ago (16 children)

How are people supposed to tell these states apart when 99% of them look like a 3 year old's first attempt at drawing a square?

[–] PapaStevesy 18 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Doesn’t matter. Just take the piss the same.

[–] BetaBlake 45 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Pretty easy when you grow up learning a thing

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

How are you supposed to tell European countries apart when 99% of them look like amorphous blobs?

[–] LouNeko 42 points 2 days ago (10 children)

You don't have to, just know that we are united by our common hate for The French™

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[–] flames5123 13 points 2 days ago (20 children)

Most US states are the size of EU countries. We don’t know the “states” of EU countries because those are like counties in our states, and most people barely know all of their own state’s counties because there are too many.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Empty landmass isn't the only important thing.

I.e. Florida, the third most populous US state (21M), is about half the size of the whole of Germany.

But Germany's most populous state (North Rhine - Westphalia / NRW) has a pop of 18M.

It's waaaaay smaller, but the n of inhabitants is comparable.


To the point: I don't think , it's necessary to know the names of foreign states. But it's good to know roughly what's going on in the world. It is no secret, that US Americans are exceptionally caught in their own bubble.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Or, for another perspective: In terms of population, Ohio and Belgium are pretty much equal, but in terms of area, the former is 4x as large.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I could tell you that's Alabama but my problem is I would have no idea that face was supposed to mean something, it looks like a blank stare to me

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 days ago (6 children)

People in Alabama don’t look as refined as this. They look like you’d expect orange-man cultists would look. Sorry Alabamans.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That may be because the girl pictured is Italian model/ influencer Gio Scotti, who is in fact not Alabaman.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

How you know?

Cuz of Roman memes?

[–] feedum_sneedson 1 points 1 day ago

"Can I look at your nipples please, I would like to know if I'm imagining them correctly."

Never fails.

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] disguy_ovahea 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Mickey7 66 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this about a guy wanting to do his cousin?

[–] [email protected] 173 points 2 days ago (22 children)

Yes and the guy at the bottom is a famous "geo guesser" that tries to pinpoint the location of street view pics from minimal information. So he pinpointed the original poster to "Alabama" because they be fuckin their cousins a lot there i guess. (i assumed its Alabama without looking at a USA map)

[–] Warl0k3 108 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

alabama's rep so bad there are more people that know they fuck their cousins than there are people who know where alabama even is.

[–] ByteJunk 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Never been to America, no idea where Alabama is, but it's a well known fact that they... love family very much.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
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