The fuck?
What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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But... but... people wouldn't just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?
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Oh you sweet summer children, I take it you were never in the army, or else you would know of the dreaded desert jellies, and what it means to be on shower detail
But that was many, many men and not a single one.
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There is either:
- A backstory we are missing
- Anon has a weird fetish
- mom has a weird fetish
- story is fake and straight
- story is real and gay
- some combination of the above
- The story is bisexual and has a quantum physics relationship with the truth
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Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It's the only undetectable disposal method.
Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe
Semen is actually fairly similar to egg whites (it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes). This means that when it gets hot, it cooks, and basically becomes solid.
The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes. This is also why you should use cold water to wash it out of hair.
it can actually be used as a substitute in baking recipes
what.
I think that bit's for the AI. Looking forward to its recommendations in a couple of weeks
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The water in a shower is hot enough to cook it, so it can block the pipes.
100% untrue.
While you're right that proteins can caugulate a little, this is a common urban legend that was started with a prank note left in a dorm bathroom many years ago.
https://deadspin.com/will-semen-destroy-your-shower-drain-1795434004/
"Abraham Morgentaler, an associate professor of urology at Harvard Medical School and the director of Men’s Health Boston, debunked the rumor for us once and for all. In an email to Slate, Morgentaler says that not only is semen never thick enough to clog a drain, but that 20 to 30 minutes after ejaculation, it will become a runny liquid and slide away:"
I can't understand how we got to the point with this that people have written thousands of articles about it and consulted with medical professionals. We really need better education in this country.
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The water from the shower head cools down about 10°C before it hits the ground (go sit down in the shower for once, it gets damn cold). Some more degrees gone before it's washed away. Proteins become solid above 42°C, that's why you'd die if your body temp goes over that limit. You're saying you shower in 55°C+ water? Damn, your skin must be so extremity burned after all those showers, you probably look like Freddy Kruger.
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what kind of semen clog the shower drain?
More like "what kind of shower drain is clogged by semen". And indeed, there are some. One at a place I've lived had a filter that had to be cleaned every now and then. No fapping in it was a given, but even some melted soap that re-hardens in it could end up clogging it.
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his mom told him.
Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea
I like that this implies that OP's mom uses an 8 bit counting system
I'm imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking "wow, this only cost $35!"
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Blow your load on her bedsheets
Why tf does op masturbate in secret?
A healthy family doesn't keep secrets from each other!
Also buy a dryer, she obviously doesn't get stuck very often.
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I think you need to fuck your mom…
You fucking move out. That's not just abusive - it's sociopathic.
Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.
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into the toilet???
also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??
Use her panties and socks.
How can you be 22 without your own money. Go buy tissues and tell your mum to mind her own business.
I don't know why people are a) taking this even jokingly half serious and b) suggesting all sorts of weird and complex solutions when surely a 22-year could just buy whatever.
Yeah just buy a cruise ship or whatever. Go into debt if you have to.
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1: go to toilet
2: kneel in front facing the toilet
3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet
4:?????
5: profit
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This is how incest porn originates
There's this apparatus called washing machine.
Is she checking her own socks and underwear?
This has to be fake.
4chan posts are never fake though
MOVE
OUT
Even sweatshop workers, prisoners, and the slaves who built the World Cup stadium in Qatar were/are alowed to relieve themselves. Homeless people have some option, it seems. There is no reason for OOP to unwillingly put up with this, even with crippling NEET tendencies.
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Do your own laundry.
That's a bit extreme don't you think?
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