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[–] Pacattack57 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

1: go to toilet

2: kneel in front facing the toilet

3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet

4:?????

5: profit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My dick is too long, goes in the water :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah your toilet's just clogged. Occam's razor.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic 3 points 2 days ago

Must be the drain clogging quantity of thick gluey cum.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Nut in the water and get your dick cleaned at the same time. Win win.