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1: go to toilet
2: kneel in front facing the toilet
3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet
4:?????
5: profit
My dick is too long, goes in the water :(
Nah your toilet's just clogged. Occam's razor.
Must be the drain clogging quantity of thick gluey cum.
Nut in the water and get your dick cleaned at the same time. Win win.