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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's strict mom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The fuck?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Have both of your arms broken, you won't be able to crank it.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember reading about a solution to this on Reddit once...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So does the mom

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic 1 points 3 weeks ago

😏