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how are they still asking for it
We need a fucking Boomer Humor community to lock this cancer away in.
Being upset at a shitpost in a shitposting community.
sounds like the shitposting is working to me
Lemmy userbase is pretty old
It's meta-meta humour, friend!
Jody jokes are as old as the military, but yeah this is some cringe shit that’s using a very old joke
But your already here whippersnapper...
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First solid shitpost that made me laugh heartily this year. Let’s go.
They could have been trying via in vitro and it finally took.. but this is under shit posts so I’m not looking hard at it.
Nah, Jody's just very fertile
And TBH some of us would still be happy as long as we were all aware of the situation during every step of the process.
I considered that same thought.
You'll address me by my girlfriend's husband's rank!
Is this "address me by my husband's rank" a real thing people do? You didn't even achieve that rank yourself...
Thanks Jodie. You made this all possible
Get two young horny people together. Send one away from months at a time.
Army wife will remaining exactly as celebite as her spouse, parked on an army base two blocks away from a bar and three from a brothel.
Ain’t no use in calling home,
Jody’s on your telephone.
Ain’t no use in going home.
Jody’s got your girl and gone.
Ain’t no use in feeling blue,
Jody’s got your sister too.
Ain’t no use in looking back,
Jody’s got your Cadillac.
Seems to be lot of cucks per capita in the military and I've never figured out why
Because they're dumb. Going through boot camp, you constantly heard "Don't get married." What do dudes do? Get married to the first girl they meet when they arrive at their duty station (after they buy a truck obviously). They then deploy, workup is three months, home for a few, then seven months in country. And meanwhile your wife is at home, you've known her for a cup of coffee, and she's like "Shit, I don't know how to be alone."
Really? This what crosses a line for y'all?
Here is an odd take:
In the CSI episode Ellie, The eponymous Ellie Brass is caught up in a situation, and Warrick is sent to work his forensic magic. In the end, after dealing with Ellie's attitude throughout, Brass tells Warrick Ellie is the result of an affair, but she doesn't know, and believs Brass is her bio-dad.
Ellie was a popular episode, so the character became recurring.
With the population so high, I'm personally not desperate to see my genes perpetuated. It was drilled into me that having kids in poverty is a really bad idea, also I never thought I'd be a good dad (though I get to do dad stuff for my adult stepdaughters and grandpa stuff for their kids so it goes.) For most of my life having kids was off my agenda.
Granted, my wife and I would still have to sort out matters of the affair. If relationship exclusivity was betrayed or communication was lacking, she and I would have to sort that out.
And yet If we were in a position to raise children, then it wouldn't matter to me if the genes were mine or someone else's. I would still be a dad or at least a participatory adult involved in raising them. They'd grow up with my values and be witting and deliberate when they rejected them.
Of course I'm mad enough to be a regular at the March Hare's tea room (🐰🎩🫖☕️) so hopefully I wouldn't inflict that on them too much.
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