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Edit: thanks everyone for asking me questions I had a lot of fun doing this and answering all of them. You are all very kind and friendly and it’s much appreciated :)

Feel free to continue asking me things if you see this, I will continue answering as long as they come because I think it’s a lot of fun.

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[–] TastyWheat 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey bro, how your organs doing

[–] db2 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Follow up question, are they all in the usual location

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I think my organs are fine? Everything seems to be in order. I’ve never seen them before with my own eyes but I’m pretty sure they’re in the right place, I’ll update you if I’m informed otherwise

[–] maxenmajs 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you ever played on a Minecraft world for longer than two weeks?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes, I think since I reached adulthood the longest I’ve stuck to a world was a month, and I actually plan on going back to that same world soon

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[–] superduperpirate 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

How stupid is that question. A hotdog is a taco, it's a fact

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I don’t think so personally but I don’t think it’s really something worth dwelling on

[–] HoneyMustardGas 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Can an unstoppable force move an unmovable object?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I think I’m lacking actual ways to answer this but if I had to guess I feel like they’d just cancel each other out and just disappear

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[–] Skanky 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Old dude here. What are the kids into these days? Oh, and get off my lawn.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I’m honestly not sure cuz I try to stay off of traditional social media. I have a brother just a couple years young than me and I never have any clue what he’s talking about. Something about “low taper fade” and such, I dunno.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bonus Questions

  • What is the capital of Assyria?
  • What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What is 27364859273 times 473726475847?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

1.2963458e+22

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you like the chair you are sitting on right now?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’m sitting on a couch rn and it’s probably the comfiest couch in the world I can’t lie

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Has your couch ever had relations with JD Vance?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Not that I’m aware of

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[–] Mortoc 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Can you recommend a piece of media that you feel like really “gets” what life is like for you?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What advice (uplifting or real-shit depressing) would you give to someone who just turned 18?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like my life didn’t really amount to much until I started just doing things rather than thinking about them. Keep track of every idea you have, every time you think “maybe I should try that” or “hmm that seems interesting” and then refer back to it whenever you’re bored. If you ever find yourself doom scrolling or anything like that that’s unproductive refer back to that and give something a go. It’s worth trying.

[–] kautau 8 points 1 week ago

Well said. I’m 34, totally agree. I would also add to stick with something difficult and get over the initial learning curve. I learned how to longboard in college because my best friend was a natural skater, I was terrible at it starting out, but 16 years later I longboard around the neighborhood when the weather is nice. I have a couple scars from my mistakes, but years later 34 year old me doesn’t regret 18-22 year old me doing that at all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I’m pretty good. I spent all day baking reading and playing Elden ring it was great

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[–] Retro_unlimited 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nothing much I’m just making two loaves of bread rn

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

What's your favourite part of the krebs cycle?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I’m unfamiliar with it but based on the image on Wikipedia I choose Citrate because I like Citrus flavors

[–] Depress_Mode 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Forgetting how it works and having to relearn it again

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Skirts, long or short? What is the name of the character that dies first in breaking bad? Astrological sign? Would you be able to recognize lenf nodes if you looked at them with a microscope? Why 20?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mustard on a burger. Acceptable?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I know that people really like mustard so I don’t have any particular problem with it, but I myself do not enjoy mustard so no. Just a preference

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nice balanced answer. Also curious, what's your opinion on tan suits?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like tan suits, I was actually married in one

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude you're 20 and married‽ Why didn't you lead with that??

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don’t usually lead with that because I feel like people carry a lot of judgement when it comes to young marriages, so I usually just start with something else and let people get to know me before they can form those judgements.

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