Hey bro, how your organs doing
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Follow up question, are they all in the usual location
I think my organs are fine? Everything seems to be in order. I’ve never seen them before with my own eyes but I’m pretty sure they’re in the right place, I’ll update you if I’m informed otherwise
Have you ever played on a Minecraft world for longer than two weeks?
Yes, I think since I reached adulthood the longest I’ve stuck to a world was a month, and I actually plan on going back to that same world soon
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
How stupid is that question. A hotdog is a taco, it's a fact
I don’t think so personally but I don’t think it’s really something worth dwelling on
Can an unstoppable force move an unmovable object?
I think I’m lacking actual ways to answer this but if I had to guess I feel like they’d just cancel each other out and just disappear
Old dude here. What are the kids into these days? Oh, and get off my lawn.
I’m honestly not sure cuz I try to stay off of traditional social media. I have a brother just a couple years young than me and I never have any clue what he’s talking about. Something about “low taper fade” and such, I dunno.
- What is your name?
- What is your quest?
- What is your favorite color?
- Do you know why I asked you these questions?
Bonus Questions
- What is the capital of Assyria?
- What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is 27364859273 times 473726475847?
1.2963458e+22
Do you like the chair you are sitting on right now?
I’m sitting on a couch rn and it’s probably the comfiest couch in the world I can’t lie
Has your couch ever had relations with JD Vance?
Not that I’m aware of
Can you recommend a piece of media that you feel like really “gets” what life is like for you?
What advice (uplifting or real-shit depressing) would you give to someone who just turned 18?
I feel like my life didn’t really amount to much until I started just doing things rather than thinking about them. Keep track of every idea you have, every time you think “maybe I should try that” or “hmm that seems interesting” and then refer back to it whenever you’re bored. If you ever find yourself doom scrolling or anything like that that’s unproductive refer back to that and give something a go. It’s worth trying.
Well said. I’m 34, totally agree. I would also add to stick with something difficult and get over the initial learning curve. I learned how to longboard in college because my best friend was a natural skater, I was terrible at it starting out, but 16 years later I longboard around the neighborhood when the weather is nice. I have a couple scars from my mistakes, but years later 34 year old me doesn’t regret 18-22 year old me doing that at all.
How are you
I’m pretty good. I spent all day baking reading and playing Elden ring it was great
What's your favourite part of the krebs cycle?
I’m unfamiliar with it but based on the image on Wikipedia I choose Citrate because I like Citrus flavors
Skirts, long or short? What is the name of the character that dies first in breaking bad? Astrological sign? Would you be able to recognize lenf nodes if you looked at them with a microscope? Why 20?
Anything or everything?
Anything
Mustard on a burger. Acceptable?
I know that people really like mustard so I don’t have any particular problem with it, but I myself do not enjoy mustard so no. Just a preference
Nice balanced answer. Also curious, what's your opinion on tan suits?
I like tan suits, I was actually married in one
Dude you're 20 and married‽ Why didn't you lead with that??
I don’t usually lead with that because I feel like people carry a lot of judgement when it comes to young marriages, so I usually just start with something else and let people get to know me before they can form those judgements.