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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago
[–] Xanthrax 197 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] 69420 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Your name is Lizardman Lizardman?

[–] PrefersAwkward 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Well, if you have just 1 name, then technically, it's your first, middle, and last name at the same time

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can get behind it being a first and last name simultaneously, but can it be a middle name if it’s not surrounded evenly on either side by another name.

I guess we could say it is equally surrounded by nothing and therefore in the middle. I’m overthinking!!

[–] PrefersAwkward 4 points 3 days ago

I see your point. It's much weirder to say one thing is also the middle thing. It's probably much safer to say you have a middle name only if you have an odd number of names greater than one. You safely (IMO) have two middle names if you have an even number of names greater than two.

[–] ChicoSuave 8 points 3 days ago

The business cards are just ridiculous.

Lizardman Lizardman, Lizardman

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Wait until you find out about the Mario brothers.

[–] Xanthrax 4 points 2 days ago

The captions are off, originally it was, "Name, race, and occupation?" It was the only picture I could find, though.

[–] LovableSidekick 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's his title, short for Exalted Grandiose Grinchimus Maximus de la Biblioteca.

[–] Sam_Bass 5 points 2 days ago

Grinch is s state of mind

[–] dil 5 points 2 days ago

He's Mr Grinch, so it's at least his last name (and also explains him being THE Grinch who stole christmas). It's possible that it's also his job (see "Smith"), but prefer that grinching is named after him, a la Scrooge

[–] 2ugly2live 12 points 2 days ago

I thought it was a character trait. I assumed he had a "Who" name, but no one uses it because he was being a dick all the time so they called him "the Grinch."

[–] MimicJar 81 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

So likely his name, possibly only his last name.

[–] konalt 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe that's meant in a derogatory way though

[–] MimicJar 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The entire song is derogatory. If you sing, "You're a butthole, Mr. Stinky", then you haven't identified who you're singing about, unless someone is actually named Mr. Stinky.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Edmunds

Raymond Edmunds (born 12 March 1944 at Queen Victoria Hospital, Melbourne, Australia), also known as the Donvale Rapist and Mr. Stinky

[–] MimicJar 7 points 3 days ago

Well I'll give you that one. I guess it's possible the Grinch, having lived nearby for a while, earned that as his nickname or also know as. Still not his job or ethnicity.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Full name Chauncey Tiffany Grinch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, his first name is Ethan.

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[–] wiLD0 61 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

‘Grinch’ is a holistic integration of multi-categorical nomenclatures.

[–] grue 76 points 3 days ago
[–] gndagreborn 13 points 3 days ago

Im going to use that on my friend who works in HR

[–] IMongoose 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I can't find a specific image of it, only a reddit post talking about it, but in Grinch (2018) he buys green hair dye. I interpret that to mean he is just a normal whoville resident, but dyed green. I suppose his green grinch hair could be graying and he wants to look young, or he could just be some other color and chooses to be green, but I like to imagine him as some crazy naked hermit that makes himself green and everyone else just puts up with it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

I don't buy it. Anything beyond 1966 is not canon in Dr. Seuss' The Grinch-universe.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

In Dr Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), he was green since the day he ~~was born~~ drifted in on his pumbersella.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He's not a who, he's a what

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
Which is why
High in the sky 
The Grinch didn't like Whoville very much
Every one was so-and-so, someone or such
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can I ask what you use for the text formatting and colors? Ive seen this tool used a bunch on lemmy, and am quite curious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I just manually indented the text four spaces for each line 🤷

[–] felixwhynot 4 points 2 days ago

Looks like code formatting, probably using backticks

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s a title, like village idiot.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

or the village rapist

[–] Agent641 8 points 3 days ago

Keep my wife's name out of your goddamned mouth!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago
[–] TheTechnician27 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's most likely either a species (like the sneetches) or, to my mind, a descriptor given to him by the narrator. Keep in mind no character (namely the grinch, who does speak) ever refers to himself as such. Sort of like if someone narrated your life and called you "the grouch".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] lath 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] bahbah23 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Grinching wouold be a nice new slang term.

[–] TheTechnician27 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Grinching – the opposite of gooning.

"Yo fam you wanna go gooning later?"

"Nah I'm hard grinching rn fr fr"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Lil' bro is skibidi grinching smh

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

All of the above.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago
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