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[–] somtwo 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"of the feminine species"

Uh, do you want to explain to this guy what a species is, or do I have to?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Well, he didn't say persuasion, at least...

[–] [email protected] 98 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] Roopappy 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've never noticed that a ferengi head kinda looks like he's wearing a fedora already.

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[–] glitchdx 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

As a man who likes fedoras, this stereotype offends me. Sadly, it's an accurate description most of th etime.

[–] kadup 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Usually the Redditors wear the fedora without knowing how to pair it correctly with the rest of their outfits, so don't worry, if you wear a nice attire and a fedora people won't get you confused with the guy wearing an ahegao t-shirt two sizes too small and cargo shorts.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Usually it's a cheap Trilby anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A reliable source on TV told me you can't go wrong with

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[–] [email protected] 120 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (17 children)

That's a huge word ~~salat~~ salad just to say "I'm an incel"

[–] voodooattack 53 points 6 days ago

salat

Found the Ger(wo)man.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] LowtierComputer 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Ladies wasn't used in the Original Post.


When playing a RPG of some sort, sometimes they give you the ability to reallocate all your talent points in a different way. Such as switching from melee focused to something magic oriented like a wizard or a witch. This is called a Respec, short for Re-specialization.


Respec sounds very similar to Respect. The Original Post is about respecting women.

I appreciate your interest in my comment, hope you have a nice day. Take care.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 3 days ago

Out of Context Comics is leaking!

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[–] Katana314 59 points 6 days ago

In most contexts, you’d just say…”people”.

Or, if you’re actually trying to make a demographic-wide statement, like how women aren’t good at video games, you’d just say:

“IGNORE ME, I AN A SEXIST MORON.”

Basically, the meme isn’t much meant for the word choice, it’s how often incels have statements to make on half the population.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 days ago (8 children)

You remember how everyone just used to say women 10-20 years ago? I guess that's woke now. So much for conserving.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is this why they always ask how to define "woman"?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

If someone asks you to a define a women, chances are they never met one in real life.

[–] FlyingSquid 39 points 6 days ago (7 children)

As a magical talking lion, I always go with, "Daughter of Eve."

[–] ArtVandelay 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

A talking lion and a flying squid? That's some Lovecraftian horror combo

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

Sexism is a helluva drug.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Women implies the existence of nimen and tamen

[–] WhatYouNeed 20 points 6 days ago

Mmmmm... ramen

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Meanwhile: males, dudes, guys, homies, fellas, bois, bros, lads, laddie, mates, geezers, chaps, gents, boss, hoss, cheif, buddy, pal, son, sonny, sonny boy, muchacho, hombre, old timer, Mac, Joe..

"Yeah what's up?"

I don't think we need to cancel Guys and Dolls just yet.

[–] DillyDaily 18 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I love that half of these are fully gender neutral terms of endearment in Australia 😂

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

'feminine species' 😭😭😭

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

Yes but he's not looking for a woke word for "females", so "women" doesn't help.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

Come on, that's just obvious bait

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Whatever happened to "femoid"? I know I read that one somewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Here I go once again with the email
Every week I hope that it's from a female

Oh :( Not from a female

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[–] Agent641 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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