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Not gonna link to the tweet, but I'll link to an article that links to the tweet.

https://www.mediaite.com/news/matt-gaetz-live-tweets-response-to-devastating-ethics-report-this-is-clearly-not-prostitution/

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[–] AstridWipenaugh 70 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That is every bit as dumb as someone saying "no, I wasn't buying drugs! I only traded money for a hug, then got an eight ball for free!"

[–] Humana 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

This is how you buy weed in DC...

Edit: No seriously, look it up. You can't legally sell weed in DC the but you can possess. So the shops sell you $70 socks and then gift you devil's lettuce.

[–] FlyingSquid 15 points 1 week ago

"You know you have to tell me if you're a cop."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There was that King of the Hill episode with the failing bookstore converted to a gun store, didn't have a license to actually sell guns so they started saying something like "Free gun with $600 book purchase" or something along those lines which I assume would be illegal real world, but worked in show

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I remember banks giving away hunting rifles ~~when you open an account with a certain minimum balance~~ as interest on a CD.

[–] surewhynotlem 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I bought my girlfriend's train tickets to see me because she was broke. Am I a pimp?

Edit: I dunno. I had the wrong words.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I want a free eightball.

[–] cnirrad 70 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I say we give him his opportunity to defend himself in a court of law.

[–] Cort 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If he crossed state lines during his shenanigans, it would be a federal case, and his buddy Don would just pardon him

[–] captainlezbian 9 points 1 week ago

Dual sovereignty doesn't only have to work against st luigi

[–] rayquetzalcoatl 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"You can't call me a nonce; it's Christmas Eve-Eve!"

[–] RedditWanderer 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bro I once got pulled-over on christmas-eve-eve-eve-eve-eve-eve-eve and the cop didnt even let me off with a warning. It was basically christmas night

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Happy Christmas Adam!

[–] whotookkarl 36 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Child sex trafficker Matt gaetz says what?

[–] RedditWanderer 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He says the victim likely under duress was given the money without entering in any contract or agreement.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 week ago

"I didn't make her sign a single document and even if I did, I'm sure she didn't date it as well!"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Why is he Upset? He Represents his Constituents PERFECTLY! Raping Children and Sex Trafficking is EXACTLY why they Voted for Him!

[–] plz1 18 points 1 week ago

lol, he doesn't refute the statutory rape or trafficking, just the prostitution part?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In other posts including screenshots from from depositions, Gaetz boasted that a woman he is alleged to have trafficked and had sex with while she was 17 replied “No. I wouldn’t say that,” after being asked if “anybody trafficked” her, and submitted that what he did was “clearly not prostitution under any conceivable definition.”

Guess what, whether the witness (victim?) was trafficked for sex is not the witness' (victim's?) decision to make, because she is not a judge.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This deposition was many years after the incident(s) being discussed.

[–] Dkarma 1 points 1 week ago

I mean u obviously don't know what a deposition is...lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In its report, the Ethics Committee explained that “Representative Gaetz did not appear to have negotiated specific payment amounts prior to engaging in sexual activity with the women he paid. Instead, the women had a general expectation that they would typically receive some amount of money after each sexual encounter.”

Where's the boundary between prostitution and a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship which is not in itself illegal? This seems like the latter rather than the former to me. It's still crazy that the attorney general nominee is claiming to be a sugar daddy in order to defend his character.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

She was underage. Even if he hadn't paid her, it was illegal.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

He can say as much as he wants on Twitter or a blog or TV or wherever. Nobody is stopping him from "setting the record straight".

Of course he could catch a defamation charge if he pulls a Trump. Gotta watch out for that one. Better yet, watch out for the teenagers, and stop having sex with them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I mean, if the thumbhead wants a trial, please let's hear what he has to say.

But since he ran away from congress and the Whitehouse because of this, i don't think that's what he really wants to happen.

[–] jewbacca117 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Christmas Eve Eve, or as we like to say around here, October 84th

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's obviously Christmas Adam

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Christmas Steve is the best holiday

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 week ago

Adam Adam and Steve, not Adam Adam and Eve! She can have Adam.

[–] bazus1 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the best part is he has the RIGHT to remain silent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

But it would be wrong to let him know..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

The ads girls post near me don’t ask for payment, they ask for contributions.

[–] njm1314 4 points 1 week ago

John Roberts would totally buy this argument.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I read this headline, I thought it was something a dumbass redditor said.

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 1 week ago

Close enough.

[–] Mango 3 points 1 week ago

Preventing exchange of things that we're as legally entitled to as our money and bodies is goddamn impossible.