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"How can you call it prostitution when I paid her for the sex but she didn't ask me to?!"
(lemmy.world)
Not gonna link to the tweet, but I'll link to an article that links to the tweet.
That is every bit as dumb as someone saying "no, I wasn't buying drugs! I only traded money for a hug, then got an eight ball for free!"
This is how you buy weed in DC...
Edit: No seriously, look it up. You can't legally sell weed in DC the but you can possess. So the shops sell you $70 socks and then gift you devil's lettuce.
"You know you have to tell me if you're a cop."
There was that King of the Hill episode with the failing bookstore converted to a gun store, didn't have a license to actually sell guns so they started saying something like "Free gun with $600 book purchase" or something along those lines which I assume would be illegal real world, but worked in show
I remember banks giving away hunting rifles ~~when you open an account with a certain minimum balance~~ as interest on a CD.
I bought my girlfriend's train tickets to see me because she was broke. Am I a pimp?
Edit: I dunno. I had the wrong words.
I want a free eightball.