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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do I have a feeling he saw the Mercator version of Greenland and was having size envy and wants it.

[–] A7thStone 25 points 1 month ago

Somehow that is the first thing that makes sense for his obsession with Greenland.

[–] johannesvanderwhales 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Maybe he thinks that post climate change it will be valuable real estate.

[–] Wizard_Pope 5 points 1 month ago

He does not have the mental capacity to think that far ahead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is the real answer

[–] Dkarma 2 points 1 month ago

Statistically he's not gonna live the 10 years it'll take, right?

[–] InternetCitizen2 53 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can we just build a replica oval office at Mar A Lago and having him play president while someone real just takes over? Fuckkkkk

[–] satanmat 11 points 1 month ago

🤣🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like Elon? Already happening.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Just build a 2nd oval office decoy on mars.

[–] Madison420 2 points 1 month ago

Have him hang out at kid rocks, dude is a psychopath too but his house is a white house replica.

[–] Maggoty 21 points 1 month ago

It can't be true. There's no way he said that. It has to be a fake message.

Fuck me this guy has lost the god-damned plot and he's not even in office yet.

[–] Treczoks 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And Hitler wanted Poland, France, Russia, and a few others. See what it got him.

[–] CitizenKong 6 points 1 month ago

A lot of those until the combined effort of Europe, the US and Russia stopped him.

I don't know, but when the coming leader of the nation with the largest military in the world and the second most nukes is throwing wild conquest fantasies around, some about allies, I can't help but get a little bit nervous.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only in a world where you screw over your allies...

[–] Diplomjodler3 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would lead to the breakup of NATO, so guess who's idea this was.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The US annexing Greenland is all it would take? How so? I'm asking because I'm woefully undereducated in these matters. Couldn't we form our own NATO, without the US but with blackjack and universal health care?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Greenland belongs to Denmark. Denmark doesn't want to give it up. So annexing it would constitute an attack of one NATO member on another.

[–] Diplomjodler3 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Exactly. Also, Europe can and likely will start its own defensive alliance sooner or later. But with the US constituting more than half the military power of NATO right now, that won't amount to much other than keeping the Russians in check.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, so the issue is that NATO, in order to be effective, is very much dependent on the US being in it. Bother.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not really, NATO is a nuclear power and a several times bigger conventional military power than Russia, even without the US.

That said, it would be shit fighting against the US. For everyone involved.

[–] AA5B 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s an interesting thought exercise - US has the base formerly known as Thule. My father was stationed there decades ago, however according to Wikipedia, it’s part of Space Command now. I can’t imagine that being much of an offensive force, nor being near anything.

Meanwhile Wikipedia lists a Dutch navy detachment splitting time between there and Faroes

Luckily it seems like both would have a difficult time asserting a military option, and any such misadventure would likely be dominated by the weather. It’s hard to believe the residents would approve

[–] wolfpack86 2 points 1 month ago

Denmark leaves the decision to Greenland's government on who to ally with.

[–] MilitantAtheist 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Truth social. So it's Pravda. Straight up propaganda.

[–] Maggoty 10 points 1 month ago

It's a direct quote from Trump's account.

[–] Clbull 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Why is Trump so fixated on Greenland? Nuuk has less than 20,000 residents and the island is only really known for its fishing industry.

Also I'm sure Denmark are part of NATO already so there's already no additional military importance from buying the land.

[–] SkunkWorkz 6 points 1 month ago

People think there is gas and oil under Greenland. And because of global warming it becomes much easier to extract it. Also Trump probably wants be closer to Moscow.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Well trump wants to exit NATO so there's that

[–] sprack 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There is potentially an immense amount of rare earth minerals buried under one of the largest supplies of freshwater. And it’s close to the arctic which would make it convenient location for refineries with arctic oil and gas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Resources and climate refuge can't be the major reason. Too long term payoffs.

Military bases threatening Europe or the us depending on control, is only a big deal when considering policies that raise anger.

[–] sprack 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You’re giving too much credit if you think he thought of it. Others want him to get it for them. He’s old and unhealthy, but a useful stooge in the interim.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

This is direct planning on becoming a bigger asshole to Europe.

The people who himanize him, especially EU politicians and yheir internet bots, are the ones getting too much credit for failjng to see through the plan.

[–] Gammelfisch 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It looks bigly huge on a map, and he likes that.

[–] Madison420 3 points 1 month ago

It's a very large secluded island that's about to get livable and he's a real estate guy, a bad one but still. He's not playing chess, he's trying to buy land to setup billionaire playlands with zero poors. Don't really want to live in the country filled with poors you just fucked up, that would be insane.

[–] SPRUNT 5 points 1 month ago

"buy Greenland" and "invade Mexico"

Geee, I wonder why the difference in acquisition methods. /s

[–] Gammelfisch 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"To increase defense, security and economic cooperation," WTF?!?! The Orange Shit Stain is threatening a trade war with the EU, which includes Denmark, and he wants to bust up NATO. Liar.

[–] Dkarma 2 points 1 month ago

What would Russia do?

[–] Glitterbomb 2 points 1 month ago

The next ICJ announcement is going to be funny

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Then can we join the EU please