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[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I did this for a few years and it was amazing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago

as a single dad living with one teenager kid, the two plate strategy was a total game changer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

It happens sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago

He dishwashes daily? How inefficient.

[–] Subverb 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)

We're a family of three with a 19 year old, so our cutlery drawer looks just like this unless we ask him to bring all the dishes from his room.

[–] d00phy 4 points 21 hours ago

That struggle is real and universal! We found utensils buried in our back yard, at a friend’s house… it’s nuts!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 3 points 1 day ago
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

He is not your friend, he is just keeping you around for a time when he can't find some else and feels the urge to kill again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

That's one beautiful teaspoon

[–] PDFuego 99 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I've got 2 of everything just in case. Dirty dishes can't pile up if they don't exist.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You underestimate some of us

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[–] cellardoor 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Excuse me, it goes: Fork->Knife->Spoon->tea spoon.

I don't know what this is but it's certainly not in keeping with the lord's way.

[–] SkunkWorkz 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Right chopstick -> left chopstick -> porcelain soup spoon -> packets of unused plastic foldable forks that came with the instant noodles

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[–] daggermoon 6 points 1 day ago

It's all he needs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I actually love this. It’s clean organized and simplified!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

lol two spoons and a fork, what a waste. i only use one spoon for everything.

edit: ooh i get it now, they have a significant other who sometimes visits. (big spoon, small spoon)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Sometimes I use a small spoon for ice cream. Big spoon for cereal though I'm not fuckin around.

[–] Crashumbc 4 points 1 day ago

I mean it at least forces you to do your dishes

[–] Windex007 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was so bad at keeping on top of washing my dishes in Uni that I absolutely decided to have exactly 1 plate, cup, mug,and each cutlery. Can't have more dirty dishes than you have dishes.

[–] Glitterbomb 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is the way. Friends think I really like this one bowl. Truth is I like an empty sink, so I force myself to wash it by only owning one bowl.

[–] Szyler 1 points 8 hours ago

Just don't leave them in the sink and you can do the same with multiple of each, saving you the wash up. Just out them straight into the dishwasher. Saves energy, water and time.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Been travelling in an RV for a while now. Family of 3. Have 3 forks, 2 knives (because adults cut the kid's food) and 4 plates since you need somewhere to put food off the BBQ that isn't someone's plate. It's glorious. So easy to clean up.

[–] Mango 27 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Knife should be on the left and the spoons on the right. Fite me.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (9 children)

You think I'm worried about fighting someone that has to reach over the gentry silverware to grab the knife?

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[–] Loce 5 points 1 day ago

Been there done that

[–] P1k1e 3 points 1 day ago

That would make sense, it's the only ones iv ever bought so I wouldn't know

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

He never has dishes

[–] affiliate 10 points 1 day ago

you can honestly get by with just a spoon. need a butter knife? use the spoon handle. need to jab something? just scoop it instead. need to cut something? just cook it a little more so it gets soft

[–] GratefullyGodless 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OP is a fancy one with their actual silverware. When i was a bachelor, it was box of plastic forks, box of plastic spoons, and box of plastic knives.

[–] Wizard_Pope 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Saving up for singular silverware would probably save you money in the long run

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I usually get them from take out places or the cafeteria. Never bought any single use items during my bachelor years.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] ALilOff 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Did they borrow these from a restaurant. I just find it more menacing to just buy 1 of each, searched online and I can’t find a single reasonably priced utensil set that only sells 1 of each in the set.

[–] LovableSidekick 7 points 1 day ago

2 words: Thrift. Shop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Walmart sometimes sells utensils individually in store, they're loose in bins with a little plastic price barcode attached

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Is your friend Bill Dauterive?

[–] LovableSidekick 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No pie server - what kind of barbarian is this?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (11 children)

They live alone, why have a pie server if you are just gonna eat it yourself?

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[–] WoodScientist 8 points 1 day ago

You cannot convince me this man is not a serial killer.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

See, if I had that guys place you would find these 4 utensils in the sink because I'm a monster

[–] P1k1e 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have 4 of each just in case I don't feel like doing the dishes today

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