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[–] cellardoor 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Excuse me, it goes: Fork->Knife->Spoon->tea spoon.

I don't know what this is but it's certainly not in keeping with the lord's way.

[–] SkunkWorkz 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Right chopstick -> left chopstick -> porcelain soup spoon -> packets of unused plastic foldable forks that came with the instant noodles

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do chopsticks have an orientation?

[–] Klear 14 points 1 day ago

Yes, but their orientation is none of your business.

[–] SkyezOpen 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

does the left chopstick also taste better?

[–] AngryRobot 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God, I love Asian soup apoons!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Me too, the shape is just so perfect for so many things. I bought some recently at the Vietnamese market nearby. They have fancy little roses surrounded by a filigree pattern printed on them and say "English" on the handle in some Victorian-looking cursive font lmao. I love them.

[–] Outokolina 3 points 1 day ago

Finnish mnemonic: Haaveilu. Haarukka=fork, veitsi=knife, lusikka=spoon.

Haaveilu=daydreaming, reverie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Personally, I prefer dessert spoon, fork, knife, then tea spoon.

[–] frostysauce -5 points 1 day ago

What the actual fuck!? The knives always go on the outside, far left or far right.