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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I misread this as "Portland" and didn't immediately think it was weird at first. Oh no that's very different.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

For some reason I also did this lol

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (5 children)

When asked for comment, the driver of the vehicle responded, "I'm gonna get that summbitch if it's the last thing I eva' do."

[–] Fredselfish 9 points 1 month ago

Thank you, I got that reference.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Did the driver also happen to be a French police man chasing a man who stole a loaf of bread?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sheriff Buford T. Javert

[–] AtariDump 5 points 1 month ago

You sound a lot taller on the radio.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eeaaassstttt bound and dowwnnn

[–] CM400 1 points 1 month ago

Loaded up and truckin’

[–] PixellatedDave 2 points 1 month ago

They broke my watch.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We first caught wind of this, I mean, years back and turns out to be several hobbyists in Europe that like to collect American cars and repaint them, refinish them with police and law enforcement style finishes on there," Gandhi said. "And, luckily, we've become pretty popular in a few countries."

Everyone needs a hobby.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

TIL Gandhi is still alive and commenting on polish car collectors.

[–] XeroxCool 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alex Roy's cannonball run M5 is painted like a German police car. Plenty of Americans accidentally leave misc cop equipment on their retired crown vics to cos play as police. The irony is only a small amount of the remaining population is scared of crown vics - under 30s may have never seen them used and a ton of people straight up don't spot cop cars. I can't say I see early as many retired chargers/impalas/caprices/tahoes/explorers/tauruses let alone with old equipment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I grew up with Crown Vics as the standard cop car, but now it's been so long since they've been in use that when I see them, I just imagine it's a poor person who couldn't afford a newer car.

[–] XeroxCool 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They still get me though I'm not particularly old - the last gen vic takes me to my teen years. Those headlights and huge inner markers are nearly unmistakable in the rear view. Sometimes it's a Jetta but both of those generations have fallen off.

[–] Lemminary 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: Not everyone needs a hobby wtf no ew.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People who don't have hobbies are usually miserable. Its healthy to have hobbies.

[–] Lemminary 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Art cars are still art, man

[–] TipRing 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And the Sheriffs office not being dicks about it is a refreshing change of pace.

[–] dhork 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What can they do about it? They know their jurisdiction doesn't extend to Europe. May as well have some fun with it.

[–] TipRing 18 points 1 month ago

Just because they can't do anything to stop it doesn't mean they can't get all huffy about it. That is what I'd expect out of a lot of agencies, tbh.

[–] cjoll4 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Huh, I never would have imagined that. What a quirky hobby. How fun!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait until you hear about the Chinese police fans who do up their cars to look like People’s Police vehicles and drive them around cities in Europe and North America with large Chinese expatriate populations, apparently just for fun.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Right? How fun! That guy has a nazi armband! So cool!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Wait... Poland is EU, the blinker has to be yellow not red. This car isn't street legal, and not because it looks like a police car.

[–] donuts 5 points 1 month ago

It's not the same in the whole EU. In mine you can have red as the back turn signals, just not in front.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It has UK plates

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Lol, it's Poland. You can drive whatever you want there and modify your car in any moronic way you want and the police still wont bother you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

First those aren't UK plates but PL plates for "Classic Cars". Owner somehow managed to register that car as cultural heritage obejct, and as such is allowed to keep red blinkers.

My bet would be that this is a collector, who bought actual police car in US, and restored its appearance as it was used in US police

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This is what happens when you don’t pay your tickets kids, the sheriff hunts you down

[–] HessiaNerd 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why Sacramento though? I would have thought LA county, or Yolo county.

[–] MagnyusG 8 points 1 month ago

My first guess is that they probably Google what the capital of California is since California is "cool," and instead of Los Angeles they get Sacramento.

[–] dantheclamman 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah very weird. They mention LAPD and NYPD being popular, which makes sense, but I don't know how they got set on Sacramento. Maybe the image resources were just easy accessible online so it was easy?

[–] InternetCitizen2 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HessiaNerd 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think these are licensed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah what license? You dont have to fucking pay the PD of some other faraway country to paint their name on your personal car ffs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

He said a private owner likely bought stickers or decals that match the Sacramento County sheriff's logo.

Collectors are not able to purchase vehicles with decals already on them at auction, Gandhi said, as county vehicles are sold without any logo.

So is the company auctioning off the car able to have a table just outside the auction that sells these stickers?

[–] FireWire400 4 points 1 month ago

Just recently I saw a Ford Crown Vic in full police attire on the Autobahn. Really weird, not even cool, just weird.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It appears to be a fully functional vehicle, sans the California license plate and instead is replaced by a UK plate.

Anyone can paint a car, but wtf is a UK car doing in Poland?

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