this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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[–] electric 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm siding with the corporation on this one.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Class traitor /s

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What X2. Who prefers their chicken without skin?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

There are lunatics that got b8ed by this post into outing themselves. See below.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

me? everyone else!?

[–] olafurp 18 points 1 month ago

I'ma eat this chick out.

Not sure why I would talk to a rotisserie chicken though

[–] molten 18 points 1 month ago

I'm going to rip both your legs off and leave you to rot in the cold

[–] Agent641 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Boston markets looks like lips with a leather bite strap in them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Right idea, wrong orifice

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I want you inside me?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Now, that's some nice breast

[–] satans_methpipe 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your remains will make an excellent soup broth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] devilish666 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] TheLowestStone 11 points 1 month ago

I wish those guys had stuffed your cavity.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I keep bringing you home because you're cheap but I'm never really satisfied.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Im gonna enjoy nomming you :3

[–] ettyblatant 8 points 1 month ago

Now that you're old you smell funny and I don't want to be around you

[–] Taalnazi 6 points 1 month ago

You're delicious

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'ma smother you with buffalo sauce and lick it off your naked body with a side of bleu cheese.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So we’re doing random again huh

[–] Agent641 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 37 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Random or guro, take your pick

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Some people prefer visible men.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Wendy's would get it