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there’s more than shown here and it’s more than just these users too 😭

if you find the thread don’t piss in the popcorn (brigade) but also please maybe don’t bring it back here i don’t want 400 notifications of entry level “is almond milk milk” vegan discourse

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (45 children)

Ah yeah, I've had an interaction with that anti-vegan user before, and let me tell ya, if you want to speedrun vegan bingo... ideal discussion partner right there.

[–] jewbacca117 28 points 2 days ago (9 children)

The happy animals one is hilarious. I would have no problem with someone eating me after I died and I sure as shit am not happy

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ah yes. That one is the one where every interlocutor happens to only eat meat "from their uncles farm with 3 cows on 40 acres of pasture, where they're hand-scrubbed by cherubs while eating figs."

[–] jewbacca117 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aw man I fucked that up. My uncle has 40 cows on 3 acres that get hand scrubbed by figs while eating cherubs.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I milk oats

[–] Pacattack57 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Raw milk is totally safe....if the cow is totally healthy and if there aren't pathogens floating around the cow.

I mean, my friend next door used to drink off the cows's teats. His Mom would scold him for it, but he did it to show off. We used to milk their three "city cows". Literally the cows would sleep in their garage and then walk to pasture on an every day basis. They would get milked every morning and we would walk to their house and buy a couple of liters from them. Sometimes cheese or bulgaros yogurt.

Everyone loved the cows. They smelled like cows but you could safely pet them and not expect feces on your hands.

The cows we get milk from are all rolling around in feces in confined space and they eat dry moldy feed. Like that stuff is total animal abuse and prone to end up giving someone a cow Bourne disease of some kind.

My neighbors also had pigs and we had pigs. That is why we never ate pig... cows are clean compared to pigs. Pigs will eat bugs smeared in pig feces. That is not normal really because pigs in the wild, although dirty, do not just swim in their feces like captive pigs do. If you ever want to go vegan for whatever reason, visit a captive pig farm. Learn that smell....then go to the butcher shop's trash bin and learn that smell...then realize that when you get your meat in your fridge, the death smell is what you're smelling. Makes me wanna puke 🤮 just thinking about it. And if your neighbors ever killed a pig, you would know it. Pigs don't go down easy. That's one positive thing I can definitely say about pigs. They know you're gonna kill them and they scream like anyone would....as in a person. It churns you inside out hearing that scream and then when it stops you know it happened. Pigs don't go down quietly.

Anyway don't eat animals, but if you're gonna eat milk or dairy, make sure it's pasteurized! Any well understood retarded person like myself could agree 💯👍.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (8 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 day ago

Have you tried pilk?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Okay Homelander

[–] credo 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No you don’t; that’s not possible. You don’t actually know what you like. How could your brain evaluate its own desires? And if you think you do, you’re wrong.

[–] Jumi 5 points 1 day ago

Blizzard, is that you?

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Both of those people are morons. One for making the argument, the other for engaging in the argument.

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[–] ZILtoid1991 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (7 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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[–] callmepk 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reading that kinda hurts my brain

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What's the causal link between that comment being created and your brain hurting? Brains have hurt since before comment sections existed.

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mr. President there has been another cat food incident

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

im so happy the comment section here isnt deranged anti-vegan

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