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Also remember, things are newsworthy because they're novel. US sees like 2 gun deaths per day and thousands due to insurance company malpractice, but this one death dominates newscycles.

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[–] [email protected] 123 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

As one user wrote on Bluesky, “The reward out for the person who shot United Healthcare’s CEO isn’t even enough to cover 1/9 of the bill we got for 28 days of radiation.”

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[–] kitnaht 122 points 6 days ago (4 children)

If I knew who he was, I wouldn't tell a god damn soul.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 103 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m waiting for the copycats with bated breath.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago (2 children)

There is a way for the rest of the CEOs to avoid joining this guy. I wonder if anyone can figure it out...

[–] dovah 20 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Oh I know, expensive security detail, bullet proof cars, and remote, fortified homes?

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[–] Aneb 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Idk man, I'm pretty sure it looks like Hunter Biden. Guess he's been pardoned

[–] [email protected] 66 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is an I'm spartacus moment. Everybody in america should be doing their utmost to ensure the authorities have an overwhelming amount of information and leads to follow to ensure that the investigation eventually concludes with the result most in the interests of the people.

[–] Serinus 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Don't get prison time by giving false information to the police. That's a crime.

[–] Lightor 27 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yeah but I think a lot of guys look like him. It's probably best that I call in every. single. one.

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[–] BradleyUffner 74 points 6 days ago (4 children)

His company is offering one free appeal of a claim denial for information leading to his arrest!

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[–] Agent641 37 points 6 days ago

Me when a CEO gets his head blown off right in front of me:

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why are all the pictures they release of the guy just black blocks?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You're getting blocks? I just see an empty room.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Westworld said it best:

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love when the largest police force in the world has to [normal part of police work].

Dont snitch btw, mans a hero.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 days ago

This hero brought a mass murderer to justice.

[–] answersplease77 53 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There is no way I snitch if this guy's kid or mom were killed by this company's CEO greed and decisions, and no court or system would bring him justice. let them fix the system which kills people lives first

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If I serve on his jury, I’ll for sure push for nullification.

Sure he broke a law, we can all acknowledge that.

But was he wrong? (Based on the overall reaction I’d argue society doesn’t think so, and that’s where laws come from) Or are the laws, allowing things to get to a place where this is understandable behavior, wrong?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Self defense. He wasn't wrong, he was forced to act because someone else was using deadly force against millions of Americans.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don’t think self defense could be stretched that far, honestly.

But that’s why jury nullification exists. His actions were legally wrong but morally/situationally not, so you let them walk.

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[–] Fashim 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Anyone thought about inundating the tip lines with useless tips to help our hero?

[–] Warl0k3 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Be sure to only submit one tip per phone number / IP address and take real numbers (Address, phone number, etc) then fudge them a little, it makes it much harder to filter out (my job used to be filtering tips like this). Area code needs to match tip area, for example.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

Reminder: Snitches get stitches, and those stitches may not be covered by your insurance.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

They can't all go looking, they've got homeless people to harass.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

We should cover all the deaths from denied health coverage instead.

[–] Snapz 30 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I hope that backpack becomes a bestseller and a symbol.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (6 children)

What if this assassination is all a viral marketing campaign? 🤔

[–] HowManyNimons 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] RememberTheApollo_ 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

but this one death dominates newscycles.

Step 1: be white

Step 2: be rich, or a young, attractive female

Step 3: dominate

[–] Lemminary 12 points 5 days ago

attractive female

Really? Right in front of my salad?

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[–] Snapz 29 points 6 days ago

Call every tipline and report the person responsible for this death and many others - That person's name was Brian Thompson.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Love it.

Also have to wonder how many random unrelated and innocent men would have been ~~summarily executed~~ "killed in self defence by police" by now were the shooter Black.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

No idea ...

Cool backpack.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

curious the man didn't use a better disguise. Just shading eyebrows, changing skin tone, a cheap prosthetic nose, maybe some gauze inside the mouth to change face shape. Sometimes the old spy tricks are the best.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago (7 children)

How do you know he didn't disguise himself?

That could be a Black woman with extensive makeup.

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[–] Jimmyeatsausage 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Seems to be a white male, age 20 - 48, 150 - 220 lbs, somewhere between 5"4' and 6'2. Best I can do.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (7 children)

US sees like 2 gun deaths per day

Are you sure about that? NYC alone has around 1 murder per day, and I'd assume that most are gun related.

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[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Im_old 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And even have to pay for them because their claim is denied

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[–] SeattleRain 18 points 6 days ago

It's the face of an angel.

[–] LesserAbe 21 points 6 days ago

Setting aside how we feel about the deceased as well as the police, it's not much of a dunk to be like "I can't believe they're asking the public for information!" Assuming good cops and immoral criminals this is what we'd want the police to be doing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Here's one that wasn't shown in the post

HAS ANYONE SEEN JERMA RECENTLY??

[–] DaMamaJama 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

K, is it just me, or is he pretty hot? Easy on the eyes AND a social justice crusader? How YOU doin'?!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

"no I don't think I will."

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