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[–] [email protected] 285 points 6 days ago (8 children)

egg

[–] steventhedev 185 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Sir, this is Lemmy.

Beans

[–] BluesF 62 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Jeans

(portmanteau of jeans and beans)

[–] franklin 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Trains

[–] Bahnd 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I like trains.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Hell yeah!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

It always ends with trains...

WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD???

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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Black salt.

[–] idiomaddict 19 points 6 days ago (18 children)

It’s not fair, you’re baiting us

(I literally just thought to myself “found the vegan” before reading your username)

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[–] nifty 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

cheeze

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

i humger HAHA

[–] Keeponstalin 6 points 5 days ago

I love how this is the first thing I see and was well over 200 likes

[–] IlIllIIIllIlIlIIlI 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I need to see this with 200 upvotes.

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[–] linkinkampf19 125 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I almost thought it was gonna be the same person...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's prudent to have a backup egg in case one breaks.

[–] udon 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What if it breaks because it collides with the backup?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Then you gotta scramble

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Howtobasic unmasked.

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 56 points 6 days ago

Step 1: be attractive

[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago

Sounds like someone can check "date an abusive person" of their life checklist

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (6 children)

That's when you break up with him, he sounds unhinged and potentially dangerous

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[–] Jackhammer_Joe 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I wonder why she gets so many likes ( Y )

[–] surewhynotlem 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This guy got just as many and he's not even sexy text.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/14831208

Maybe it's not the boobs afterall.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Jokes on you, I do have boobs. They're invoking upvote magic even when hidden.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

And you dated this person why?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (2 children)

how else can anyone afford to live

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Sell pictures of your feet on the Internet.

[–] Warl0k3 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

You would not believe how saturated that market is. Seriously, you cannot just sell feet pics with no effort, that shit takes dedication, skill & no small amount of luck. The percentage of women who are willing to trade large sums of money for pics of their feet is almost 100%.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Heck, if Lily Allen needs to do that to make ends meet, what hope do the rest of us have?

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[–] TheDemonBuer 10 points 6 days ago

Probably because she liked him.

[–] veganpizza69 4 points 5 days ago

Egg replacement

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