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[–] linkinkampf19 125 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I almost thought it was gonna be the same person...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's prudent to have a backup egg in case one breaks.

[–] udon 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What if it breaks because it collides with the backup?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Then you gotta scramble

[–] linkinkampf19 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's when you make certain at least one egg is hardboiled. Sure, it may still mush up a little, but better than all that yolk though.

More pockets too.

[–] udon 2 points 5 days ago

What's really problematic about this strategy is that the second egg is clearly not a backup. If anything, it improves availability at low latency. As a backup, I recommend a 3-2-1 strategy with at least one egg in a different location.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Howtobasic unmasked.