not gonna lie it would be awesome if wars were actually conducted by gaming
NonCredibleDefense
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The rampant cheating would make for some... Interesting streams.
Imagine the Chinese taking the Alamo with noclipping special forces wiping out 20,000 men as they sit in a digital forest around a thousand bright but cold campfires talking about Christian values, the merits of racism, and which anime girl is best.
I did my part by being born with a sensory disability. Mind you I’m also too mentally ill to enlist…
If you die in the game, you die in real life
The body cannot live without the mind
There was a star trek episode like that.
Simpsons did it!
TIL wanking habits fit into recruitment parameters.
- "Grandpa, did you fight in WW3?"
- "No, they wouldn't let me enlist because I masturbated way too much. Like an immediately disqualifying amount."
Grandpa, do you mind? It's hard to talk to you when you do that in front of me.
You kids today are soft, back in my day there was this big war & I could only use one hand because I needed the other to fight people that wanted to evacuate me.
Or that one time I had to hide in the attic & do it very quietly.
Or that time I had to do it with a super bright light in my face because there was something called "an interrogation" at the camp.
Now you're just listing off my gooning kink playlist vids.
Did I tell you about the time I got stuck in the dryer?
I was again left with only one free hand!
Luckily I wasn't home alone, your stepmom was there too.
I remember. I was watching from around the corner.
Go on..
Go on.
Go-on.
Goon.
Wait I have to stop touching myself in order to successed in the fitness test?
Yeah pass.
How does that guy do pullups without using his hands?
Absolutely not, just only do it while at the gym.
You know that movie with Bruce Willis named Surrogates? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogates The Scene where they visit the Military.
This is how WW3 will happen, i figure. Warfare from the comfort of your home, ready to jump into o a new robot Body once downed. War being nothing more than a Battle of attrition and technical Ressources.
As Randall Munroe observes, the first billionaire to create an AI-controlled swarm of killer robots will try to take over the world. So it may be Robot Wars on a grand scale.