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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

not gonna lie it would be awesome if wars were actually conducted by gaming

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The rampant cheating would make for some... Interesting streams.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Imagine the Chinese taking the Alamo with noclipping special forces wiping out 20,000 men as they sit in a digital forest around a thousand bright but cold campfires talking about Christian values, the merits of racism, and which anime girl is best.

[–] captainlezbian 9 points 4 hours ago

I did my part by being born with a sensory disability. Mind you I’m also too mentally ill to enlist…

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

If you die in the game, you die in real life

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

The body cannot live without the mind

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

There was a star trek episode like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Simpsons did it!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 hours ago

TIL wanking habits fit into recruitment parameters.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

- "Grandpa, did you fight in WW3?"
- "No, they wouldn't let me enlist because I masturbated way too much. Like an immediately disqualifying amount."

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Grandpa, do you mind? It's hard to talk to you when you do that in front of me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You kids today are soft, back in my day there was this big war & I could only use one hand because I needed the other to fight people that wanted to evacuate me.

Or that one time I had to hide in the attic & do it very quietly.

Or that time I had to do it with a super bright light in my face because there was something called "an interrogation" at the camp.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Now you're just listing off my gooning kink playlist vids.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Did I tell you about the time I got stuck in the dryer?
I was again left with only one free hand!

Luckily I wasn't home alone, your stepmom was there too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I remember. I was watching from around the corner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

Go on.
Go-on.
Goon.

[–] huzzahunimpressively 17 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Wait I have to stop touching myself in order to successed in the fitness test?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

How does that guy do pullups without using his hands?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

Absolutely not, just only do it while at the gym.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

You know that movie with Bruce Willis named Surrogates? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogates The Scene where they visit the Military.

This is how WW3 will happen, i figure. Warfare from the comfort of your home, ready to jump into o a new robot Body once downed. War being nothing more than a Battle of attrition and technical Ressources.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

As Randall Munroe observes, the first billionaire to create an AI-controlled swarm of killer robots will try to take over the world. So it may be Robot Wars on a grand scale.

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