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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago

Waking up today to hear there was a coup attempt in South Korea that was just six hours long was wild. Can't wait for the k-dramas to cover a slightly fictional version of it in a year or two. Hopefully starring Ji Chang-wook as the main character.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I see a static image seems I'm losing some higlights from the SK coup attempt?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Just a dude getting rotated

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

He might be a table, cuz he got turned.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

Like an idiot

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago

"Man, you didn't have to do me dirty like that" *tries to bully the closest citizen

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Not only he got rotated, but it was caught in 4K

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

He even raised his arms up knowing he was going to get his ass kicked.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

Including him realizing he got rotated in 4k!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Canada should have this, otherwise the Bears will overtake us by the next harvest

[–] Hackworth 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Can I get a read on whether this is Ki Aikido?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I guess in Korea hapkido is more popular, which shares its origins with aikido. I have never seen ki-aikido performed live but I would have sworn shoving the uke at the end was out of the question.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Get rotate,potate

[–] DogWater 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 13 hours ago

Hey, if you have a shit connection, you can watch that frame by frame and really savor it! For once, peasant life works in my favor. 🎶Hay rakes UP and they stay UP 🎶

[–] [email protected] 208 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I mean props to him seemed like he was “wow yeah, fair enough”. In “other” countries that protester would have been beaten into a coma.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Ya, my first thought seeing that was if it was the US they might have gotten shot doing that. Both sides handled that well.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t understand why they tried to grab the phone in the first place?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 hours ago

Probably so they could snap a selfie together

[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i mean military just showed up, did absolute minimum just so that they can't be prosecuted for refusing orders, and when parliament voted martial law away some of them left (before being ordered so) then the rest left anyway. they knew what was going on and didn't want part in this

[–] Skullgrid 46 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, conscription sucks etc etc, but this is why you want it. You *try* to make it so that the average citizen is represented throughout the military so that it's not just one group of gung ho violent dickheads that self select for abuse of power.

Also, it means the guy in the crowd can also put up against that kind of bullshit as a civillian.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Conscription is slavery.

What you want is to revitalize the concept of the citizen-soldier.

The problem with that as applied to a modern society instead of like, ancient Mediterranean cultures is that we just don't need that many soldiers anymore.

Yet...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 36 minutes ago

Conscription is slavery.

Hardly. They're paid. There are exemptions for medical conditions and other things (I think medical students get exempted, and some choose to serve with the police, instead.) It's not a perfect system by any stretch, but it's not slavery.

That said, I'm against it overall. There are more and more rich kids "mysteriously" getting exempted. You're expected to join by the age of 22, which interrupts university for many. And, it promotes a huge boy's club where they learn to smoke and drink and preserve the patriarchy. It's created a large gender divide where many young men are upset women are finally starting to get something closer to equal treatment (still not equal by any means) in the workplace here, but men are still expected to serve their time while women finish their higher educations and get a head start in the workplace. Honestly, if they're going to have mandatory military service, they should just make it mandatory for women, too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

we just don't need that many soldiers anymore.

I know we're being noncredible but damn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 36 minutes ago) (1 children)

The classical republics expected literally every male citizen to train regularly and purchase at least some of their own arms and equipment as part of it, with wealthier citizens supplying more expensive material for everyone, aka, the well regulated militia.

Non-crediblenessousity aside I don't think America needs 175 million soldiers.

You can argue that "citizens" wasn't as inclusive then as we expect it to mean now but that's still a hell of people unless a cool war starts again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 minutes ago* (last edited 2 minutes ago)

Not America, no. But I see the benefit of conscription with turds like North Korea on your border.

America needs 175 million soldiers

I came violently upon seeing these words and wasn't able to read the surrounding text.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

political power grows out of barrel of a gun like they say few borders north. it does make sense to make everyone participate, but it's always a tradeoff

[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's the "i'm not paid enough to cause a civil war" expression. Dude just put his hands up like a roller coaster about to take a plunge, he know who his real enemy are but still have to make it look tough.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah feels that way. The hand up feels more like he’s with a sparring partner than “enemy of the state”. He’s got a rifle slung and doesn’t feel like he even thinks the protester will go for it. Pretty level headed by all involved including the guy conducting the ol’ spineroo.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Serious props to that dudes form. Clean grab, followed up by a good secure with the freed second hand, just enough force behind the spin and push to send the message without making himself a direct threat.

That's solid form, all around.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago

Don't forget holding his phone in the other hand the whole time

[–] unreachable 74 points 23 hours ago

try to grab phone

get samsung-ed

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

I need to go outside... I read that as "get ratio'd."

[–] NOT_RICK 19 points 1 day ago

I can almost hear him say “bitchass” as he shoves him

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] clutchtwopointzero 1 points 58 minutes ago

한 장 할까?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

Lmao. “Understandable, have a nice day sir”.