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[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

Well, I'm standing here, what do I see? A big nothing threatening me

[–] [email protected] 36 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Franz Ferdinand one of them, let's see some carnage

[–] Jumi 8 points 19 hours ago
[–] whotookkarl 33 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (6 children)

We used to have hominid cousins living at the same time as modern humans like neanderthals and denisovans. I don't think there's a consensus answer on what wiped them out, ecological changes over the last ice age reducing the availability of resources that they couldn't adapt to maybe, or prehistoric wars maybe and only the most vicious and violent hominid group survived, or some combination of changes and fighting and being absorbed by other dominant groups that they couldn't adapt to quickly enough.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Europeans fucked them into extinction

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

Yes, but all from the same line. Less like fantasy and more like Rimworld.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Giving human history of treating humans of the same species with slightly different genetic features... I'm almost glad of not knowing what we would have done to a whole different species.

"It's the humans rights declaration, not the hominids rights declaration"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

what we would have done to a whole different species.

Well, humanity has about 6% Neanderthal in their genome.

[–] Neon 14 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I think it's widely accepted that it's a mix of:

Changing environment + being less competitive than homo sapiens (not sure "war" is the right word) + intermingling (Nenaderthals and HomoSapiens bred together into the modern day human) (yes, you're the analogue of a half-elf.)

[–] captainlezbian 9 points 17 hours ago

Ok, but this is more like if one of those was a bird.

[–] thedeadwalking4242 4 points 16 hours ago

I think we also interbreed some of them out

[–] [email protected] 76 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

So what you're saying is we have orcs and elves, And... We are the demigods?

Oh Lords. When we pour the liquid metal into an ant colony to get its shape?

Man now I kind of want to run a campaign treating the gods as if they thought of us as literal ants and termites.

And... That gods that work with clerics and stuff are etymologists... And such...

[–] [email protected] 51 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

Do you mean entomologists rather than etymologists?

Credit

[–] CrazyLikeGollum 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The typo kind of makes sense though. The Gods are etymologists who study the language of the bugs. It's why they understand prayer. Entomological etymologists.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

Entomolinguist

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Entomologist: From French entomologie, from Ancient Greek éntomon (insect) + -logie (from Ancient Greek -logía (from "lógos" - explanation)).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

Exactly as asked. The etymologist to explain the etymology of entomologist.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

You know how we like put shoes on ants right feet and it makes them go around in circles because they don't understand what's going on. Like "Normally when I walked like this I get home just fine "

Now That's a fun curse

Seems almost Fey.

As you walk home your mind drifts to thoughts of what you want to do when you're home. And of your previous battles, you walk the path that you've walked everyday since your childhood.... You end up miles to the West

[–] [email protected] 53 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

It mises the "good enough" human approximations of the "true names" when the latter is impossible for humans to pronounce: it doesn't have to be the exact correct pronunciation. If the Ants can't make the -lk- or -nt- sounds of my screen name and chant "Lennivekat", It's close enough that I get they mean me. I might try to teach them the correct pronunciation, then probably give up and ask what they actually want.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

It's like that movie vivarium or the show from, you keep driving trying to leave but keep passing the same houses after hours of trying

[–] CitizenKong 18 points 21 hours ago

That's a story element in Babylon 5. Some of the ancient alien races had evolved to the level of gods. One of them guided several alien races, in our case creating the myth of angels.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 23 hours ago

Piquing a demigods's curiosity, returning to your home city and finding it's been turned to metal and everyone is fused into the walls/floors.

[–] tdawg 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

shows the cruel indifference of many of the gods

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods;
They kill us for their sport.

[–] Anticorp 14 points 21 hours ago

The ants seem to be at a significant disadvantage here.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] EtherWhack 15 points 17 hours ago

I would say the ants.

Termites would be the equivalence to a hippo in or out of water (wood, for them) while the ants would be hyenas. One on one, the termite would win, but ants tend to have the numbers and their bodies are more built for tearing tearing apart flesh/exoskeletons. With termites, it only really the soldiers that are capable of attack/defense while most ants in a colony are capable of such.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 22 hours ago

In the long run? The colony that avoids open conflict unless it's absolutely necessary to spare lives and energy. Guessing that's how these two ended up like this.