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E: Da Rules

  • The teleportation can only be used to move you.

  • Your clothes and basic personal items (the things you take with you everytime you leave the house) will teleport with you, but nothing else.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd look up and memorize winning lottery numbers, then teleport back two weeks ago. (4-d space!) And then I'd just buy a lotto ticket and chill until my past self becomes my current self, but with lottery money.

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[–] theywilleatthestars 13 points 3 days ago

Home from DnD tomorrow because I don't have a car and it's COLD OUT

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 day ago

"teleport" - How exactly? am I unassembled and reassembled? Or does my body just move there? At light speed? NO THANKS.

What does teleport mean to you? Exactly a me-sized number of atoms shifts places with me? So I won't burst into flames and leave an explosion where I was?

I end up teleported exactly where I intend to be? Without sight? Without knowledge of that location? In the exact space and time I disappear?

Nah nah nah nah absolutely fucking not. no

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (6 children)

"Mars!"

Freezes and suffocates

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I teleport to friends house, to show her, that world isn't like we used to think.

[–] PP_BOY_ 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is such an enigmatic response... like something I'd hear in an A24 film

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The centre of the earth would be interesting but will save this for my death bed.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

I’ll walk into a park full of stoners, grab their attention and teleport home.

[–] Alexstarfire 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is the rover on Mars still taking pics? Cause I'd teleport there. Just to make everyone wonder how I got there.

[–] partial_accumen 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Is the rover on Mars still taking pics? Cause I’d teleport there. Just to make everyone wonder how I got there.

Not just one but TWO rovers are on Mars taking pics right now. This would work for the picture, and then you'd die pretty quick from the water boiling out of your body from the low pressure atmosphere. Worth it.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Maybe try wingsuit flying or free soloing, knowing that I basically have a get out of jail free card (assuming the teleport doesn't preserve my momentum I guess)

[–] meco03211 10 points 3 days ago

Now you're thinking with portals!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Teleporting home from work would be pretty useful.

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[–] BradleyUffner 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The toilet. Those stairs are high, you know?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

The Eye of the Universe :;)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] PagingDoctorLove 2 points 2 days ago

Aren't we already there?

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