this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2024
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[–] joker125 6 points 1 day ago

This shit hot lmao....

[–] [email protected] 128 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Management: "Men are having sex in the stalls. Let's make them see through to discourage them."

two weeks later

Management: "Why is there always a line to the men's room now?"

[–] Tagger 70 points 3 days ago (14 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 82 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Pantsofmagic 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

I want a torrent of all your memes. That's got to be quite the collection.

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[–] Psythik 48 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Some people poop naked. I do.

It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone's clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.

Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.

It's been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?

[–] Famko 23 points 3 days ago (8 children)

How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?

I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they're living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.

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[–] Retrograde 8 points 3 days ago

I'm pooping naked as we speak

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[–] Thcdenton 25 points 3 days ago

He fighting for his life

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

Nope, wearing flip flops

[–] troglodytis 17 points 3 days ago

He's thinking.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

I assume this is in the locker room at the gym and he is about to take a shower

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That left picture feels like modern art. Like an anti- "Thinking Man" with a cellphone. Add in the "Your Time Relax", and it's perfect

Edit: Where do they put their cellphone when they wipe?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] EmpathicVagrant 1 points 1 day ago

Looks like clothes are in front of him in the stall to me

[–] Mango 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want you all to round up the people who make these decisions and bring them to my sex dungeon. I'll take care of this.

[–] Iheartcheese 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Mango 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh shit, gotta fund raise for the sex dungeon I lied about.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Let me know when the Kickstarter is ready I think you've got a solid business idea

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

Ruining people's forearm workouts smh

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The wall decor with what appears to say 'Your Time to Relax' with some sort of illuminati eyeball in the corner really brings it all together.

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[–] werefreeatlast 2 points 1 day ago

What has 4 legs and 4 arms and a huge hair ball on it's dick? Cuz WTF dude! Its in that bathroom stall!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

This is abhorrent

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Name and shame

[–] Mickey7 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Incredible. Doesn't seem real because it's such a dumb concept

[–] HowManyNimons 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure it looked great in the architect's pitch.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm sure the architect just has a fetish.

Edit: In fact, I'm convinced that dude is the architect himself!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Whoever made or ordered this probably loves frosted glass effects in UI too.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I remember when clothing stores would use these (they go opaque when electrically charged)

I hated everything about it

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